How My Chemical Romance feels after dropping a remixed version of Revenge on a random Friday almost two months out from the official release date and then promptly removing it from streaming services the next day.

here have some yaoi

phil would absolutely say some shit like ‘bogos binted?’ as dan is about to kiss him and you can’t convince me otherwise

Images you can hear

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

dan's finally stepping up and embracing fatherhood

for april fools this year can we have danandphilcrafts dan and phil making out covered in blood

Love the bit during the song where Dan smashes the hiatus mic, cause to me it symbolizes two things.

One, and the most obvious, the hiatus is over. They're back and not going anywhere.

But secondly, Phil used that mic to say the hiatus in order to set it apart, to make the hiatus a big deal. But throughout the show, he stopped using the mic, then Dan smashed it. And that, to me, signifies that the hiatus isn't a big, scary deal anymore. It's been dealt with, it's been resolved, and now it's just something that's happened, not a looming threat or sore point.

I think if Dan went more than ten minutes without touching Phil's shoulder on stage he'd explode

2015 / 2024+2025

important (out of order) info from the afterparty for anyone that missed it:

-they’re probably gonna rebrand dnpg to just dan and phil and move away from just doing gaming content (although they did say they’re down to keep the blue/purple colour scheme)

-they retold the story ab phil breaking his rib, apparently it’s bc the boxing was originally supposed to alternate between them winning but the dan winning ending had a move where Phil had to throw dan over his head and phil accidentally threw Dan’s entire body weight into his own rib and broke it lmao

-one conspiracy they didn’t use was darry (dan x harry styles) bc they thought it was weird to talk about harry styles on stage every night and wanted to keep it to just being about them. they also apparently had a whiteboard full of conspiracies for the show

-craziest m&g experience was someone who told them they were pregnant during tatinof and then their ten year old child came around the corner “like a jumpscare” (dan’s words)

-they did really really try to tour in as many places as they could but had various legal/visa issues and said that if they do another tour they will keep fighting to perform in as many places as they can

-dan spray dyed Phil’s hair blue!! huge

-phil put the father philip coat (?) on wrong during the tit video and they didn’t realize until they were watching it on the livestream

-they said they do plan to put the tit song on Spotify also huge!!! they also tier ranked all of their show songs and dan said the introverts song wasn’t camp (disagree heavy btw) and said that they’d think about releasing it as a music video

-sister daniel was wearing nude underwear and apparently the first underwear dan bought was from a gay p0rn website and had a giant fake bulge in it and he flashed multiple people in rehearsals so they fixed it

-Phil’s silicone muscle suit was also from a p0rn website and it initially came in a size too big so it was gigantic and he had to email to ask for a size down, and when he tried to put the new one on his face got stuck in it so he asked the wardrobe people to cut the back open and make it a corset

-they praised the Australians who were watching at 6am on a Monday lol

-they also praised pj and Sophie for their incredible craftsmanship as they should!!

-they addressed “wt md if” and said they have no idea what it is and that it almost made it into phan twitter 5 but they thought it would take too much explanation

-tit song started as dan sending the melody and lyrics to ben with a voice memo recorded at 3 am

-slight tease for a phil book??? maybe??? he said he’d like to

-dan addressed dystopia daily and said she was a little too niche and he was shocked how well it did for how niche and post-ironic it is, and phil said he was scared to come on bc dan didn’t tell him anything about it beforehand

-they do plan to release the tit merch but it takes a while to get it all together! dan said a few weeks at the earliest

-other possible names for tit were “dan and phil vs the world” again and “all or nothing,” which was phil’s suggestion apparently but they decided against it bc it was too gaming-channel exclusive