firing my therapist because my mood ring arrived in the mail and i no longer need her to help me decode my feelings

Anonymous asked:

So uuuuh you gonna share with the class?

no ❤️

just pulled a hamstring taking a nude

i’m a she/thembo

“you changed” yeah bro i realised gender is a hoax

sum 1 come tell me that it’s fine i could only do 80% of my max after deadlifting for the first time in 160 days because it’s my first time deadlifting in 160 days also please tell me lifting is a journey i’m telling myself but i need someone else to tell me

Anonymous asked:

what episode is that Matty matheson clip about sucking toes from?

season 1 episode 23?

yeehawlw:

yeehawlw:

i’ve got like 3 pages of notes and an amazon basket full of things for a picnic movie date i’m thinking about planning but double or nothing i end up pussying out 😎

i spent all morning picturing it i’m not gonna pussy out it’s such a cute date i will NOT

keep forgetting they know my tumblr eli if you read this, no you didn’t ❤️

yeehawlw:

i’ve got like 3 pages of notes and an amazon basket full of things for a picnic movie date i’m thinking about planning but double or nothing i end up pussying out 😎

i spent all morning picturing it i’m not gonna pussy out it’s such a cute date i will NOT

Anonymous asked:

if u pussy out u cant *** the pussy out and thats tragic for you like honestly havent u been thru enough in 2020

we’ve been dating for like 5 months if i pussy out on this date it will effect nothing

i’ve got like 3 pages of notes and an amazon basket full of things for a picnic movie date i’m thinking about planning but double or nothing i end up pussying out 😎

Anonymous asked:

I'm sure your most important muscle your heart is still huge.

that’s kinda gay (derogatory)

missing my muscles 😔

feeling bad in my brain. excuse me while i manifest being sent a nude.