oh in the spirit of posting for the first time in a year - that person i was madly in love with and in a long distance relationship with for 3 and a half years is now sleeping next to me in our bed in our london flat every night and we had our 4 year anniversary together so uh.. goals?

god puts his horniest soldiers in long distance relationships

yeehawlw:

date tonight, you know what that means! time to change 6 times then sit there for 5 hours fully dressed while i imagine every avenue of conversation me and my date might reach and think of something funny to say for each one.. you know.. normal stuff that a not nervous person does!

this date from 2 years ago today was the best night of my life xx

just drove 400 miles back home after spending a whole 13 days with my partner so i WILL be crying about every single thing that doesn’t go my way for the next week

me being my partners boyfriend and girlfriend interchangeably, male wife and girl boss simultaneously, never felt so comfortable in love like this before

Anonymous asked:

Yay you made it! Good to know you are in a good place!

what did i make

Anonymous asked:

Remember when you said you would never be in a long distance relationship… lol

i will NOT be clowned for being in a long distance relationship when we met and dated in the same city for 6 months before they moved! i will not be clowned!!

when can i look at my passenger seat and not feel like my heart has been left 400 miles away after visiting my long distance partner does anyone know

seeing my partner for the first time in 5 months tomorrow and i’m so nervous!! idk why!! why am i nervy!!! what if i’ve forgotten how to kiss!!!

Anonymous asked:

how are u keeping those arms so nice

i’m not i haven’t touched a weight most of the year i don’t know how they’re still like that

Anonymous asked:

sorry to b weird but your hands r gorgeous hope ur doing okay

you mean my fingies? thanks babe

Anonymous asked:

Please stop trying to kill us -thirsty bitches

homie i’m just vibing

it’s been a hot minute since we last considered my arms so lets take a moment to revisit that activity

working my love languages around circumstances like “im having trouble expressing how much love i have for you with this distance between us and i’m bad with words so i’m doing it with gifts <3” and then getting my partner socks with flames on them that match with mine