biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

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oh this SLAPS

queen-of-hobgobblers:

icantspellthings:

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Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

Tumblr is the website where you ramble to yourself like a madman until someone decides they like you and put you into their pocket like a shiny rock. That’s how you get followers

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theparadigmshifts:

theparadigmshifts:

evangelicals being like “god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that’s just how it is” and it’s just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

“god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism” god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

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fleshengine:

Sorry if this is awkward but are you free every morning for the next 70 years? I’d love to get some coffee if you’re available.

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leebrontide:

once-a-polecat:

tuttle-did-it:

tuttle-did-it:

howstrangethemusicsoundstome:

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People are trying to bring back 1880s-era anti-ASL sentiment. Worst timeline.

You’d be surprised how often I’m told there is no interpreter at an event, there are no captions at an event, and they act like I’m asking for something absurd.

This isn’t a performative dance routine interpreting what is going on.

But hey, deafies, we’re woke now because we require interpreters.

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This is all absolutely true. Also, to add, many deaf people receive a much worse education because the schools are unwilling/unable to invest in proper education for deaf people. So there are deaf people out there who struggle to read English because the structure of English is completely different than the structure of Sign Languages.

Also, Sign Language is NOT international. Signing in London is different that Ireland, or Paris, Toronto, Mexico, New Zealand, India– some of the signing may be similar or even related but they are all different languages. So if you see several interpreters at an event or a news broadcast or en EU summit, and they are doing different signs, this is why.

And for the idiots who still don’t comprehend that for many people English is a second language, even signers who were born in an English speaking country– and still argue ‘you get captions what’s the problem’ - Have you ever watched the auto-craptions on the news or a live event, or even a film on Amazon that they couldn’t bother to get a human to properly provide subs? Yeah. A good percentage of the time, it’s just word salad that means absolutely nothing. You’re likely to just get a pile of words that may or may not have to do with anything going on in what you are trying to watch.

Some time, put on the news with no captions or sound. Put on a film or show you have never seen before, and try to lipread what is being said. Try to figure out what the plot or context is from just the actor’s faces. Just try to engage when the only queues you have are facial expressions and movement on the screen– if you can even see them talk at all, a lot of films and shows are shot over a shoulder with the back of someone’s head.

Wear ear-plugs when you are out having a coffee with a friend and try to figure out what your friend is even saying. No music, no nothing– just earplugs and trying to figure it out.

Do all of this for a week and then tell me that craptions are enough. Then tell me we don’t need interpreters. After two days, you’re going to be angry and frustrated because you don’t know what the fuck is going on.

Interpreters do more than just tell you the exact words. They INTERPRET English language and put it into sign. They aren’t just randomly throwing around their hands and looking silly. And they do it on the fly, live, as something is going. A good majority of the times, Interpreters have no idea what is going to be said. In those moments they are hearing something in English (or French, Spanish, what have you), figuring out what the best way to sign these words back to a sign-user base, and they have to do it all in seconds. It’s a LOT of work.

So if you are at an event or you see two or even more signers who keep switching off after half an hour or an hour, know that the money is NOT being wasted having multiple interpreters there. They are not being lazy. They are doing a whole helluva lot, and their brains and hands and faces occasionally need a break.

So if you are hiring interpreters for an event, don’t be surprised if they say you’ll need to pay more to have several interpreters there. The interpreters are incredibly skilled, and they work bloody hard. If they tell you they need more than one, don’t have a fit at them and try to talk them into just having one interpreter, thinking you can pay less. Understand that they work their arses off, and it’s a very intense job that requires a lot of brain power and body power. So please, PLEASE be kind to interpreters.

And for chrissake, STOP DOING THIS. STOP DOING THIS. STOP FUCKING DOING THIS.

Seconding all of this, but also to get more specific on the first point:

ASL (American Sign Language) is not only different from BSL (British Sign Language), they’re not even in the same language family. Similarly, LSM (Mexican Sign Language) is different from LSE (Spanish Sign Language), and there are other regional sign languages in Spanish speaking South America.

My (hearing) kid is studying ASL and when there was a Deaf contestant on British Bake Off he said that he really didn’t recognize the BSL signing. But we traveled to Peru last summer and saw some people signing at a restaurant, and he said he recognized a few signs of LSP, even as he could tell it was a different language.

When you start to understand how much signed languages are full and complete languages with specific grammar and structure, you realize why captioning is not an equivalent to interpretation.

“Why would deaf people need interpretation in a language that’s their first language? Can’t they just read a fast moving faux-phonetic transcript of a speech made in their second language.”

Clown-ass behavior.

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wifegideonnav:

underestimated-heroine:

parasitoidism:

parasitoidism:

The celebrity Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

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The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon’s face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

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screenshot of a post by tumblr user 1percentcharge: the amnesiac man I keep trapped in my basement and keep on a diet of exclusively ice cream has began to realize I am lying about the outside world after I served him the tonight dough and accidentally let him see Jimmy Fallons face on the side of the pint which triggered his memories of his life before I kidnapped him (he went to a live taping once)  fuck 🤦‍♀️ALT

why are there so many tonight dough posts

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doumeki:

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moniquill:

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tgirl-thucydides:

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jesus fucking christ Kanye

invizigothx:

invizigothx:

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

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