Funny senior citizen quotes

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We had the most PERFECT Spring day yesterday...25C and sunny! To be honest, it was more like Summer than Spring ...the perfect day to celeb...

We're not senior citizens, we're recycled teenagers.

A lady has decided for giving herself a special treat on her Seventeenth birthday by staying overnight in a very expensive & magnificent hotel. Next morning, The Desk clerk handed her a bill of $250. She insisted to know about Highly charged bill "I accept it's a good hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00 for just staying for one night - I didn't even have breakfast!" The Desk clerk told her that Two-Hundred-and-Fifty Dollars is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had…

Hope this topic gives us another winner. Senior stories, jokes or cartoons to enjoy and have fun laughing at ourselves. BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE..... A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure...

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November 26, 2014 START GETTING HAPPY NOW! Stop searching for “happy ever after” and get happy right now It seems we’re all on the hunt for happiness. Whether it’s a dream job, losing weight or winning the lottery, we all believe there’s one amazing thing that will put a permanent smile on our face. But instead of reaching for the improbable dream, why not do little things every day that bring a splash of joy into your life? Here are a few things that make me happy right now. Looking back…