Gremlin, Esq.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pearlypeacepeacock69
circumpolarvampire

"*X country* should colonize the US! Please nuke the US!"

You all will do anything to not give us our land back huh

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circumpolarvampire

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Like maybe I'm being a bitter savage maybe I can't get a joke but I'm sick of this. Liberals and Leftists and all of you can fuck off and go to hell, we're such non humans to you, you will do anything to let us be colonized and killed over and over again, I despise you all wholly.

moniquill

Reminder:

That's what the map should look like.

death-by-ladybug
getvalentined

There's a post going around bsky about how to "somewhat AI proof your work" that tells authors to create a custom work skin that disables the ability for text in their fic to be selected, meaning it can't be copy-pasted, which means it can't be scraped.

This is only true in the weakest sense, and I'm putting this out before I see it hit over here because it will not work, and in fact it will kill accessibility to your fic.

See, in your preferences dashboard, you can literally disable custom work skins with a single tickybox:

A screenshot of the Display preferences on AO3, most notably pointing out that custom work skins can be turned off throughout the site by checking one box labeled "Hide work skins."ALT

So all anyone has to do is select that option and they can continue to copy your fics into shatGPT to their heart's content.

You know what doing this does do, though? It makes it impossible for screenreaders to scan your fic for vision-impaired readers. I hope that most of them already have this option selected, but for those that don't, they may not even be aware it exists, and you've cut them off in exchange for "AI protection" on-par with a wet paper towel.

I hate genAI as much as anyone, but don't fucking do this.

getvalentined

#I'd use a website like emoji combos and use the fancy text setting cus some of them look exactly like normal but some ai can't read em? #my autocorrect can't read it but I'm not sure about other ai stuff #idk I'm just trying to thinkALT

Screenreaders can't read so-called "fancy text" properly either—if it parses it at all, it's read aloud as "MATHEMATICAL SYMBOL [name for first letter], MATHEMATICAL SYMBOL [name for second letter], MATHEMATICAL SYMBOL [name for third letter]" and so on. This is even worse for accessibility. Please don't do this.

izzybellepenguin
kelpiekorn

I feel like the thing thats really different about the polish trans experience is that because the language is heavily gendered and asking about a persons gender is very much not normalized, now that my body looks mostly androgynous people started referring to me with grammatical forms that have never been uttered by human tongue before. Last week a woman couldn’t decide what gender I was so after trying several she settled on speaking to me in plural and infinitive

tiarasnteakettles
tiarasnteakettles

I know nobody asked for a photoshoot of my kitten wearing the heart of the ocean but in my defense nobody told me I couldn’t either

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rowyngoldeart

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I regret nothing.

tiarasnteakettles

I’m crying sksksksk

fairykukla

Draw me like Miette

yee-bitchh

You draw Miette?? You draw her like one of your French girls???? Oh! Oh! Ice berg for ship!

brunhiddensmusings

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earhartsease

we cannot draw even a little so you’ll have to imagine we drew this:

miette pushing the heart of the ocean off the handrail into the sea

kooky-spooks

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(hey OP @tiarasnteakettles i hope you don’t mind, and i know it’s not the best but i wanted to try and “Artisocat-ify your cat :3 )

tiarasnteakettles

!!!!!

space-specs
caitlynlynch:
“the1920sinpictures:
“1920 c. Just before the emergence of Art Deco, here is a last gasp of Art Nouveau design in this bracelet by Luis Masriera. It’s made of gold, colored glass, diamonds and cameo. From Art Deco, FB.
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aaaaa ‘colored...
the1920sinpictures

1920 c. Just before the emergence of Art Deco, here is a last gasp of Art Nouveau design in this bracelet by Luis Masriera. It’s made of gold, colored glass, diamonds and cameo. From Art Deco, FB.

caitlynlynch

aaaaa ‘colored glass’ doesn’t even come CLOSE, my friend. This is not like leadlighting. That is plique-a-jour (light-of-day) enamelling, on a curve, with multiple colors, in tiny ‘cells’ made out of gold wire no thicker than your fingernail (which in and of themselves would have been a stone cold bitch to make aaa they are so tiny and those joints are so perfect HOW DID HE DO THAT).

Every. single. cell, has to be ‘hand-filled’ with wet enamel, which has a texture very much like watercolor paint, allowed to set, refilled until the surface tension holds, and then fired in a kiln at a very precise temperature and time, which is different for each color. And then the enamel shrinks back to the edges of the cell so you have to let it cool, refill, and then fire again. I’ve had to refill a single cell as many as four times to get color fill.

Blues and greens are the easiest, so you do them first. You take the kiln to a slightly higher temperature, have a few more seconds of leeway before they go horribly discolored on you. Oh, and this is using a modern kiln with a precise, digital temperature controller, not whatever this dude had back in the 1920s which would have involved a lot of guesswork and standing by the kiln counting under his breath because enamel fires in SECONDS.

Guess which colors are the hardest? That’s right, REDS. The colors this stunning bracelet is full of. I LOATHE working with reds. Ten seconds too long, five degrees too hot, and they’re ugly, black-flecked disasters that have to be dissolved out with acid, not incidentally trashing the other colours you’d spent forever on too. Yay.

And when you’ve finally finished, having spend probably hundreds of hours getting all those tiny cells fired and filled? Time to sit down with a bowl of water and a hard grinding stone and grind every single one of them flat, my friend, because the enamel when properly filled actually domes up slightly. Yes, this part is still best done by hand, even today.

Don’t forget to repolish your gold, making sure to get out all the scratches left by your glass-polishing stone, and set all those diamonds and the cameo!

What’s that, you say? One of your glass cells fractured because you used a tiny bit too much pressure setting a diamond?

Dear me. Time to UN-set all those stones and go back to the kiln again. Have a lovely time!

‘Colored glass’, indeed. Hmph.