…so. Doof.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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beaft

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

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teleportzz

fake dating trope but they don't become a real couple at the end. character is just like "wow thanks so much buddy that was a really nice and helpful thing of you to do for me and i really feel like our friendship has grown through this experience" and thats the end of it. godbless

fake dating where one starts off having a crush on the other and falls out of love bc sometimes you get to know people and they’re not actually your type or you‘re not compatible romantically but they ARE cool as heck so yay new friend!