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A 1920's Good Omens historical AU / Jeeves & Wooster crossover in which Aziraphale is an aristocratic country gentleman and uncle to Bertram Wooster. Crowley is a businessman bringing disruptive technology (the landline telephone) to Eastgate Abbey.

Not familiar with the Jeeves & Wooster universe? You can read the short stories on Project Gutenberg! If you like British humor, old-fashioned gentlemen, unfortunate fashion choices, and gay subtext that is as close to the surface as the shark in Jaws, you will probably enjoy Jeeves & Wooster.

Rating: Explicit (and we earn our rating in this chapter!)

Tags: Alternate Universe - Historical, in which the 1920's are not so much roaring as purring contentedly, Jimbriel, Houseguests, Crowley: read me like one of your French menus, Pepper believes in peace, but she will cut a bitch if you come at her with period-typical misoginy, Horseback Riding, Chivalry isn't dead, landlines are the new hot stuff, physical exercise, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, if the British aristocracy didn't want to be objectified they shouldn't have built an Empire, Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens), Fishing, diet culture, Implied/referenced Academia, Bertie is just coming along for the ride, Jeeves has all the braincells, Crowley Watches Aziraphale Eat (Good Omens)

Thank you to Kuri_Risu and @scrapheapchallenge for the beta-reading!

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Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

Crowley referring to Gabriel, Michael, and the others not as "angels" but as (the honestly more accurate) "angelic entities" in front of Aziraphale is such a wonderful bit of flirt.

Crowley very deliberately not using "angel" to describe anybody else as a nod to Aziraphale that Crowley's romantic pet name for him is a word that he sees as belonging just to Aziraphale is really sweet.

Romancing his angel and shading angelic entities have always been the twin passions of Bildad the Shuhite.

I cannot believe my brain flew past this. It only further proves that Crowley knows how to ROMANCE, that’s for sure

A recent client mentioned this poster as a stylistic reference, so it's been brought to my mind again. I was working incredibly hard on it this time last year... To be honest, it was obvious after seeing the rough cut I was sent that Reece was the driving force behind this story, so I simply didn't want to fail his efforts, albeit the poster was only a minute part of the episode.

So this poster was chosen for American Illustration 44, arguably one of the most selective juried annuals in the industry… 570 out of 7500. Not so terrible, I guess? Well, they’ve always been quite kind to me. I had 2 works selected by them last year too.

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