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Blog Navigation: My Art - My Fanfictions (includes things I don’t post on AO3). You can find my other socials here.

I post/reblog NSFW, and my blog tries to be as raunchy as possible within the limits of this puritan ass website, which shadowbanned me twice already ♥

Been hyperfixating on DC stuff for a while. More than anything else you’ll find Bats and Birds (mostly Sladick), and cute little speedsters (mostly Eobarry). The Eobarry pit is at this point deep enough I don’t see the sun nor I can feel its warmth on my skin anymore. Also, I love being gross to Dick especially but no one is safe from me.

Evil characters and grey characters are my special little meow meows. I support their (gay) rights and wrongs. No, I don’t think they should be held accountable for their actions, they’re not real.

I mostly write smut, whump and/or shippy content. I really like dark stuff & I’m a kinky bastard. Writing gen fics and pure fluff isn’t my thing.

I am comfortable with any type of ask. Go ahead and send me that WIP you’re writing for some advice or just to share, or prompt me because you want to see your blorbo being tossed around in that specific way. I also have an ongoing Dark Prompts Ask Game right here.
You can also send me hate if that’s your thing, I won’t kinkshame you I promise.

If I unfollowed you it’s 99.9% because you posted WFA or Harry Potter content untagged. Nothing personal, I just really don’t want to see those things. Also, sometimes tumblr unfollows people without telling me, and in the same fashion, doesn’t notify me of reblogs, comments or what have you. If you want me to see something but I seem unresponsive, feel free to send an Ask or a DM.

I don’t have DNIs, I curate my own online experience. However, please note that this won’t ever be a safe space for exclusionists of any kind. And if you can’t grasp the simple fact that fiction ≠ reality, that no one is getting hurt & we’re just having fun, be nice to yourself and to me and do not follow.

Anyone else is more than welcome ♥ Remember to stay very handsome!

“Even if you don’t ship X and Y, you have to admit that …” hey hey you yes you have you instead considered that I don’t give a fu

Did you know? If you don’t do this random arbitrary thing I just decided, it means you’re racist. What, you don’t do it? Well you should fuck yourself then. Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit. White supremacist. Everyone go in the notes and give me a lengthy explanation as to how I’m so correct, and how if you do The Arbitrary Thing I Just Decided it means you’re not racist. Pat yourselves in the back while you’re at it.

Also it seems like you didn’t know that you can safely masturbate while sick. Well bad news, not knowing that means you’re a puritan christianpilled idiot. What do you mean you were asking in good faith because you’re an older teen who never had sex ed? It’s literally something everyone should know. Everyone knows it. Everyone is aware of it except if they are stupid and dumb and puritans. Everyone should make fun of you in the notes for asking that question to a sex ed blog.

Ah but I see you ship m/m. You don’t have wlw ships and you joined the fandom because of a mlm ship… and, your favorite character is also a man? Your “blorbo” is a man? I’m afraid you’re a misogynist. Lirerally if you don’t ship f/f or f/m you’re a misogynist. If you dislike any female character you’re also a misogynist. You sexist piece of shit. Have you reevaluated all your life choices that have brought you to this point? Are you reconsidering your disgusting behavior? What do you mean you’re in the fandom “just to have fun”? You misogynistic piece of shit? Folks, go in the notes explaining why men are animals and shipping mlm is bad, and we should only ever ship either f/f or canonical married f/m pairings.