dragon-in-a-fez:

one of my trans friends added me to a discord channel called “egg group chat” and I was starting to get very introspective before I realised they’re organising a group buy of eggs from a local farm

rohirric-hunter:

valtsv:

valtsv:

i can’t vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. “oh i’d never do that i would have remembered my father’s warning and been fine”. do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn’t want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you’re too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you’d be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

“You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example” go off

jupiter235:

fiannaai:

coelii:

coelii:

coelii:

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

beguilingcorpse:

shanedoesstuff:

gayfrasier:

i love the phrase “which could mean nothing” i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

excuse me, no I wasn’t???

ALT

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

undeadhousewife:

captain-price-unofficially:

Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”

antisolanum:

the-frightening-ghoul:

transfemmes:

Mutuals line up I’m giving you all one of these bad boys

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mihai-florescu:

systemdeez:

trupowieszcz:

r/scrungycats is fucking amazing

They just like me.

anxeious:

thememedaddy:

perenial:

daddy’s got to be honest kitten. i don’t think we’re finding the northwest passage

cipheramnesia:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

i cant fucking do this

team used napkin and mold spore

I could not handle a dog like this. Not me inhaling just a little to sharp and accidentally sucking it into my lungs. Nope.

nickmpreg:

nickmpreg:

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

processintegrated:

catcrumb:

valtsv:

valtsv:

we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

doing it stupid is the only way to get less stupid. you’d think this would be obvious by now, but you see the thing is. i’m stupid.