twinsfawn:

i died like 5 years ago my body just kept going

Anonymous:

where have you gone funny man

this was sent to me in 2022 but i never saw it hi my anon friend im sorry it took so long to get here

decrepify:

Yup returning to necromancy, I’m so back. And you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re so back, and you’re

evilnicegirl:

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my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

sandmandaddy69:

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redwingjohnny:

Profile of the golden tiger II by Tambako the Jaguar on Flickr.

please don’t remove photo credits ~ thanks :)

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It’s my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

WHAT

unpeeled-human:

unpeeled-human:

unpeeled-human:

i literally dont care what your excuse for using AI is. if you didnt put your own effort into making it im not putting my own effort into interacting with it.

“buhbub uhbubuh its just a tool!!” yeah youd know about being a tool wouldnt you

maybe ask chatgpt to generate someone who gives a fuck

tonysaintborgi:

eremitical:

eremitical:

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

holdoncallfailed:

“please advise” is the professional email equivalent of “girl help”

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