Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Celebrity Crushes

With the inspiration of my good friend,
  • Desert Dreamer
  • , I have decided pay tribute to some of my own Celebrity Crushes. This list is ever growing and changing as events in their lives change my opinion of these hotties for the better or the worse (i.e. Brad Pitt has always been one of the hottest humans on the planet in my opinion, but with recent events – not to mention the recent hair color changes, I have taken him off my list). So, without further delay, here are some of the men that I secretly/openly crush on in no particular order.

    Colin Firth – If you have not had the opportunity to see the A&E version of Pride & Prejudice, you are deprived one of the greatest experiences of all time. Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy cannot be matched, no matter how many versions of Pride & Prejudice they come up with. With every loving look and that sexy smile he will forever be in my heart.

    Andrew Danjumbo – During my short stint of having cable television I became a TLC addict. One reason was because I love home makeovers, another was because of this hot South African carptenter on While You Were Out. He has all manly qualities one could lust after – great body, can build stuff, fantastic accent, with the ability to help create a beautiful room. All I can say is Ty Pennington Shmy Pennington.

    Josh Duhamel – My love for him began with Tad Hamilton, now I get to see him chasing bad guys each week on Las Vegas. He is just plain hot and fun. Just look at him? Need I say more?

    Christian Bale – I know I am a big copy cat, but seriously, ever since Newsies, he has had my heart. Admittedly, my love lay dormant until Batman Begins came out, but he also was kind of in hiding for awhile. His crime fighting abilities are amazing and no one looks as good in a bat suit. Welcome Back to my life Christian.

    Here is a good start. Look forward to Celebrity Crushes #2 as I will add to this list. Feel free to give any input or suggestions for the next round!

    Monday, December 12, 2005

    Sitting under the tree...

    Gazing at the twinkling lights - that was my favorite part of my favorite show this week. I used to always do that and it reminded me that I should take the time to do it again.

    Anyway, for my weekly recap (I just have to say I am a little depressed that it won't be on for a few weeks because of the holidays, does anyone know when it will be back on?) I really appreciated that Christina brought up the issue that she and Burke are such an unlikley couple. They have very little in common, but I also love that despite that they have this attraction and want to improve for the other person. I thought it was great that Christina got emotionally involved with the kid and had an affect on him.

    I also really liked how everyone put aside their differences to help Alex out. I know he can be the biggest jerk, but he has other issues so he acts like a jerk to overcompensate for how he really feels. I love that Izzy helped him and that she totally broke down about it. I love her and I love that she was the one that was soo excited about Christmas and was trying to spread Christmas cheer even though everyone else was fighting it (I feel like that is me sometimes).

    I felt so sorry for Dr. She Shepherd, she really is starting to grow on me. I am annoyed at Dr. He Shepherd that he keeps being so confusing. I am glad that he finally admitted it to his wife. And finally, did anyone notice that the Nazi went from like 3 months pregnant to like 7 months pregnant in 2 episodes. That is a freaky pregnancy if you ask me.

    Thursday, December 08, 2005

    That Holiday Feeling...

    Christmas time is here and it is the hap-happiest season of all. I truly believe that they (whoever it was that decided the celebration of Christ's birth would be Dec. 25th) chose the dead of winter because we all need something joyful during this dreary and cold time of year. I love everything Christmas and I try not to let anything Bah Humbug it's way into my Christmas each year. One of my favorite things about Christmas is Christmas Music. I fight the urge each year to start listening to it in September. I have downloaded hundreds of great Christmas music onto my home computer. I am at work now otherwise and don't have access to it otherwise I would share it with you now.

    I would like to share with you at this time lyrics from my favorite Holiday song that I grew up with. It was on an old record (yes, I grew up with Christmas RECORDS, and I miss each and every scratch) from the 70's that my mom got as a free gift for buying tons of crap at a department store. Please note the sexual undertone. I just have to say, whoever said that sex has become more prominent today obviously didn't listen to old Christmas music. I mean Baby, it's cold outside and Let it snow. But I love it anyway!

    That Holiday Feeling - Duet by Mel and Edie Gorme
    Edie: Look how the snow is snowing
    Mel: Your eyes are soft and glowing
    Jack Frost is nipping at our feet
    I'll bet your lips are warm and sweet

    Together: We've got that Holiday Feeling
    That Happy Holiday Feeling
    Let's roast chestnuts by the fire
    Any little thing you desire

    Those reindeer soon will be here
    Don't mean a thing to me dear
    When Santa Clause begins his flight
    I hope he gets a flat tonight

    We've got that Holiday Feeling
    That Happy Holiday Feeling

    Our favorite holiday of the year

    You better leave
    It's been so lovely here like this,
    a chance I'd never miss
    But it's so late
    On New Year's Eve
    At twelve o'clock we'll stop to kiss
    And while the whole world will be whisle blowin'
    We will still be mistle towin'

    You think your such a smarty
    Come on let's have a party
    I know what's running through your mind
    This is the season to be kind

    We've got that Holiday Feeling
    That Happy Holiday Feeling

    So, come and snuggle close to me
    Right here where your supposed to be
    Let's kiss 'cuz it's the season here
    Let's kiss who needs a reason dear

    We've got That Holiday Feeling Now!

    To Insure Promptness

    I have recently had quite the battle with my fellow co-workers on their phylosophy on tipping servers at a restaurant. Having been a server for about 6 years, I am especially sensitive to this subject (particularly because I worked in UT and got paid $2.13/hr and my livelyhood depended so heavily on tips). I was shocked to learn that of the 5 of us that went to lunch the other day, that I was alone in my phylosophy of tipping. 3 others were somewhat indifferent (kept referring to "that's more than 10%" while one said he hardly ever tips and thinks it is ridiculous that it is "expected"

    The minimum tip is 15%, something they all thought was obscene. I told them that as patrons in a restaurant that has a server serve you ( I am not talking about McDonald's) they are taking on the responsibility of tipping. If you don't have enough to tip, then you can't afford to eat there. I was so embarrased and horrified that I told them I couldn't go out to eat with them again if the restaurant had servers.

    I would like to hear what you think about tipping. Let me know if I am crazy. And if you have any good comebacks or arguments I can use I would surely appreciate it.

    Monday, December 05, 2005

    It's Monday....

    ...So you know what that means! Sunday night recap. Here we are:

    Desparate Housewives - Isn't it nice how Bree's nightmare son got his source for future blackmail so quickly. As much as I wanted George dead, it was pretty aweful how Bree just left and then lied that she didn't know he was dead (they are for sure going to find out that she was in the Hotel room). Anyway, I am bugged that she just came out and told her son that she basically killed George. Moving on, I love how Lanette tricked the crazy boss's wife into putting the child in daycare. I just love Lanette. I think that they didn't address the whole Zach situation enough. Hello, it was a big deal for awhile and not they act like bog whoop that he came back. I am also bugged that Mike is sooo mad at Susan for sending Zach away. After all that the kid did to her and Mike, why does Mike act like it is so horrible of her to not want him near her and her daughter. Finally, I hate the whole thing with the Black family, just tell the story and let us move on. Also, I hate Sister Mary and I think Gabrielle is being ridiculous that she doesn't want her husband to be good. At the same time he has gone a little too gung-ho. Well, let's just hope next week gets better.

    Grey's Anatomy - Well, I feel really bad for Izzy. I love her and I agree that the other friends were pretty unsupportive. However, as much as Alex was a complete a**hole, I think it is too bad that she expects everyone else to treat him like a leper. Well, Bri and I decided that George definately needs a haircut. It is bad... no wonder Merideth won't even notice him. I kind of hate that all of a sudden they are acting like Merideth is this slut. On the show she has had a boyfriend (McDreamy) and one rebound one-night-stand. I don't get why they keep saying how she sleeps with everyone. Finally, I love Christina and Burke. She cracks me up and I don't really get how they fit as a couple. Anyway, I am starting to get used to the idea of Dr. Shepherd and Dr. Shepherd being back together, I just hope that Merideth can move on, and quick.

    Friday, December 02, 2005

    This is going in the blog...

    That is what my husband said when we were watching LOST on Wednesday night and I freaked out when Kate kissed Jack. For all those out there that are not LOST fans, too bad for you. It is one of my favorites (I know you are thinking, what show doesn't she like). Anyway, the last few episodes have been not so good because they weren't focused on my favorite characters, Kate and Jack. Well, all is better because this episode was all about Kate and she finally kissed Jack!! There was so much sexual tension in this episode (which is a key ingredient for making a show great) that I had to shout when the event happened. My hubbie just laughs at me and mocks how I will have to report this in the blog, well I here I am reporting it. Someday, when my life doesn't revolve around TV or boring work I will post something else. Until then, look to AliFinale for better reports than your TV Guide.

    Monday, November 28, 2005

    Sunday night TV

    So, I am sorry to all that I missed last week, but I will try to make it up.

    Desparate Housewives - I could not be happier that George is dead!! I don't even care that it was totally evil and inhumane of Bree to not to call an ambulance to try to save him. I just hope that they don't try to pull some crap that he didn't really die. If so, it will have to stooped to the Daytime soap quality. Next, I hate the nun. I am so sure that a nun wears a see through blouse. That story is crap. Susan is a freak and I think it is so sad that her dad was so blunt in saying he didn't want to know her. I was glad that she didn't fall apart when he said that and she said she wouldn't stop trying. I love Lanette as always. She cracks me up and her work is sucks.

    Grey's Anatomy - I was a little bit disappointed in Merideth's little one night stand. I thought he was way cuter at the bar, then the next episode he wasn't that cute to me. I guess that is the way life it, you pick up a guy in the bar and you wake up and wonder what you were thinking (as if I know). I am really disappointed in Alex. What a jerk that he totally blew off Izzy. I am anxious to see what happens next week. I love Christina and Burke. I keep thinking he is moving so fast because it doesn't seem like they have been in a real relationship very long. Anyway, I love the show and can't wait til next week, as usual.

    Thursday, November 17, 2005

    Hawaii here I come....

    So, I am going to Hawaii in two days for the very first time and I can't contain the excitement! The problem is when I get this excited about something I will inevitably be disappointed. I am sure it is hard to be disappointed with sunshine and beaches, especially when all you see is gray clouds and bitter cold rain each day. But I am a little nervous because I am going with the in-law family. Don't get me wrong, I love them and they are always, usually fun - but during each family vacation there is always some major blow out. This usually involves cussing like a sailor, endless uncomfortable silence, and the feeling that no one could ever recover from this one. I, being the anti-confrontational person that I am, get a little/lot uncomfortable and start to cry (particularly in my current state, I cry about everything).

    Finally, the last issue of my complaining about a fantastic free vacation (I am pathetic), is that I don't fit into any cute clothes and I have two gorgeous, skinny, fashionable sister-in-laws, while I look like I swallowed a watermelon and just got the chicken pocks on my face. Let me tell you, I can't wait to get into a motherly swimsuit and try to cover the hail damage that has appeared on the back of my legs.

    Ah, but there will be sunshine and no work. I think I will manage. Miss me lots!!

    Monday, November 14, 2005

    Just a sample...

    So, here is a sample of the crazy patients that I encounter at my office each day. (And let me say it has mellowed out 100 fold since I moved away from the Front Desk - but those stories can come another day).

    I get a call on Friday from this guy asking about a refund that was coming to him. I told him the person who cuts the checks was unavailable but I would call him when I find out about his check. He calls back 2 minutes after I should have left for the day Friday and was very upset that I didn't have the info for him. So, I apologize and tell him I will call him Monday morning with info and if it hasn't been sent yet, I will make sure it does asap. Well, he started freaking out and saying he needed the money right away and why couldn't the doctor just write him a check back (yeah right). He then goes on to tell me he needs the money by the 17th because he is going to prison. I didn't ask for this info but apparantly people like to tell their life story. I find out later that he is going to prison for drug trafficking and that his girlfriend who received the services had the grossest Meth Mouth in the world.

    Lovely, isn't it. I love working with druggys.

    GA Weekly update

    Well, since each Sunday is my favorite show, Grey's Anatomy, you can expect an update on Monday.

    I thought this episode was just fine, not great. I kind of hate that Merideth said that she misses Mcdreamy in the elevator. He is trying to be with his wife, and she wants to be a home wrecker. I really like her and I don't want the writers to make me change my mind. Also, when is George going to make his move? I like the Izzy and Jerk boy story. Good kissing scenes.

    Speaking of Sunday night TV, was it just me or did Desparate Housewives kind of suck last night? I HATE Bree and George, he is the biggest creep. I also hate that Mike is freaking out so much that Susan wanted to protect her daughter. However, the story with Lanette saved the day as always. And I am glad they finally brought up the fact that Gabrielle should be too big for her clothes by now.

    That is all with my TV crap for now.

    Friday, November 11, 2005

    Crazy Christians

    I am happy to say that I didn't see this show, but one of my co-workers watched the Trading Spouses on Fox with the psycho Christian lady. She is a Christian and we work with a guy who is not. She was telling us about this show and how it offended her as a Christian and how he would have been freaked out about it as well.

    Basically what happened was this psycho fat chic who was some Christian freak swapped with a family that were scientists (I think she said Astronomy). This lady wouldn't even hear what they believed because she thought they were from the "dark side". The husband and the family were nice to her and he even invited her to be on his radio show. She came and ran out of the building screaming because they were possessed by the devil. I guess at the end she ripped up the letter that the other wife gave her (to allocate the money they were to get) and said she wanted nothing to do with it because they were evil. Needless to say, she changed her mind and took the money.

    This makes me crazy that there are crazy people out there claiming to be Christian who really put a bad name on all Christianity. It also makes me mad that Fox thought this was good entertainment. I am glad I didn't see the show, but I am horrified for anyone who did.

    Thursday, November 10, 2005

    I am a TVaholic

    Well, I confess - I am additcted to TV. I think that I may use this blog to post and discuss my thoughts on the various show I watch. Please feel free to join in!

    So, on LOST last night. I can't believe they killed Shannon. Hello, the two people who died are in the same family. What is up with that. And I hate the tough girl (I don't know her name yet) She sucks, she is trying to hard to be so tough. And where was Jack and Kate? They havn't been on so much lately and they are my favorite part of the show. Give me more sexual tension between those two.

    Wednesday, November 09, 2005

    So I thought I would try it...

    Here I am trying the new blogging craze! I really don't know that I have that much to say, or that I am very witty or funny, but I get bored during my lunch break so I thought this could fill my time. I vow to try my best and not be the most boring blog ever.

    Thanks!