i love you. im pregnant and its toys
what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that
ok. getting an abortion and its you
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clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies
she can barely get the door open before her 4 balloon dogs are squeaking in a pile in the foyer
she turns the knob on the stove and a few soft honks are heard before the burner ignites
she tries the wrong burner and it’s a joy buzzer
she finally finishes making a pie for dinner, sets herself a place, sits down at the table, says clown grace, pours a glass of wine, takes a sip, arranges her napkin, & smashes the pie into her own face
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goes back to medieval times
oldschool runescape music is actually playing everywhere i go
me: i knew it
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