“Cast in the shape of a wolf am I: behold this youthful scion of the Not! I am the cynosure of time, unbegun and never-ending! Un-arising, never-ceasing… a sundering, bone-shaking beat. I am the moment upon which everything is changed.”
Note: “Beatbox” was difficult to translate into Ninuanni. The “beat” was surprisingly easy, but the “box” (a speaker or machine) I ended up needing to translate very roughly; an endless beat, because, I mean, if you supply a speaker with electricity long enough it doesn’t have to stop? IDK.
Bars spit by Ulficine Fastilitha…
seem chaotic and arbitrary
interrupt whatever else might be happening
are significantly more memorable than anything happening around them
contain surprisingly little beatboxing, given the givens
Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account
Fortunately, banks no longer just ask ‘did you make that transaction’ they want to make sure you weren’t scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.
This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it
Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life
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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog
Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?
Me: no I was just on tumblr…on purpose
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Caah: and this person asked you for money?
Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, “wouldn’t it be funny if I tipped them”
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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *
Cash: okay I don’t think that can actually happen though..
Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny
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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?
Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* … I have no idea who this person is
I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself
I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal
“patron saint” stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it’s disrespectful to catholics.
shrek 5’s teaser animation isnt bad you’re just nostalgic for movies made in 2001
“OMG why is there TIKTOK??? IN THE SHREK UNIVERSE?” <- person who has never seen shrek before
shrek has always been full of pop culture references. you just think it’s cringe now because you’re 20+ years older. now shut up and enjoy shrek’s lesbian daughter voiced by zendaya and pinocchio making thirst trap edits of shrek twerking on tiktok
