spiritually if not physically a consumptive victorian orphan

 

dykeleftinhotcar:

stop eating turkish delight with the witch in white and come eat hummus with mr. tumnus

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

This is a minor thing but it is very annoying to me when people replace every instance of “th” with þ, while ignoring the existence of ð. Like those indicate very different sounds I’m sorry you are not really saying “þat, þis, þose” unless you are hosing me down with saliva

Now, writing like ðis might be confusing, but at ðe very least ðis actually follows what English sounds like. I only ask for consistency. “ðis þeremin.” “ðat þursday.” “ðis is ðe þanks I get?”

tonyzaret:

“Blah blah blah I love this I love that”

-Typical song lyrics— and yet people would rather listen to that trash than my podcast (I discuss films from a Men’s perspective)

nyancrimew:

thatnoulguyorsomething:

nyancrimew:

im like if maia arson crimew was trans

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I uh, I hate to inform you that this is not parasocial nor a headcanon. Honestly I’m not even sure it qualifies as rpf.

go ahead and throw me in a meatgrinder

henstomper:

v-of-cups:

henstomper:

sleeping good as fuck tonight knowing an omnipotent god AI is going to torture a simulation of me for all eternity. that bitch aint me!!!

Okay Roko’s Basilisc is stupid, but this is not a solution.

It’s not your self but by any reasonable definition it’s a person, and if you have morals you wouldn’t let a person suffer for eternity

not my problem. i didnt build the robot that tortures people

sexhaver:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

My favorite thing about the current wave of gimmick blogs is watching them get involved in beef, while in character as a bit that was already 3/10 at best. That’s pure Tumblr right there.

I see a blog called “i-hand-people-cucumbers” commenting on posts like “oh so you think I should kill myself just because I said I would have voted for George W Bush?” And I think yes I am home.

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