Midnight the Anon

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mmmhyperfixation
lgbtransgirl

Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:

  • Not all Men are evil
  • Everyone has the capacity for evil
  • Transgender Men are men
  • Transgender Women are women
  • Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)
  • Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement
  • Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators
  • Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"
maybeher0
scientia-rex

Sometimes when people on the Internet are like "ADULTS CAN NEVER INTERACT WITH MINORS IT'S CREEPY" I remember how, at 12, back in 1997, I was on the Witchvox forums with people ranging from me to people in at least their 50s, and no one there was ever a creep to me, no one ever made me feel uncomfortable or asked for my personal info, and when I finally broke down after a particularly brutal day of bullying at school and posted about it they were the first adults I'd ever met in my entire life who told me the bullies were the problem and it was okay to be angry about it.

Kids need to interact with adults who will listen to them.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I was practically raised by sixty year old scientists I'd never met on random science forums. I'd show up and talk about evolution with them for hours. When I got accepted into university, they helped me go through how to find a place to live and the basics of living alone (my family didn't want me to go to uni so didn't help with any of this, figuring that if I couldn't find accommodation I'd have to stay home). You're supposed to have friends outside your age group; I'd argue that it's psychologically unhealthy not to. And no, your parents and grandparents don't count.

amurderofkittens

It takes a village to raise a child. Not a village of other 6 year olds.

the-real-seebs

Yeah. In particular, note that the goal here is not to have one person you trust intensely and you have no way of sanity-checking them; the goal is to have a handful of people, who are independent of each other, so that if one of them is making you uncomfortable you can tell someone else "hey this person I know is doing a thing which sorta creeps me out" and get feedback.

In an ideal world, you could rely on your parents to perform that function. We're not in an ideal world.

maybeher0
deepseasmetro

look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me

theresalwayspeng-blog

Tall, broad and big fat girls deserve to be scooped up into your arms. You can scoop anyone into your arms if you’re both sat down, size or strength is irrelevant. Scoop her into your arms and tuck her under your chin. Kiss her forehead. Hook her legs under your arm and your other arm around her back and kiss the top of her head as you gently rock her and look down and her softly.

trash-jsab

New REBLOG Game

were-ralph

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

axe-o0

They are in kindergarten


@weirdoisweird @the-real-chuuya @insufferablewhore @fand0m-fano12 @yebyyhfushi

insufferablewhore

prev has the WORST taste in fandoms ever.

@ all my moots! <3

chuuyamylovewhygay

Prev is not married to chuuya

@bandagesquandering @the-real-chuuya @bloodied-hands-in-the-night-sky @chuyankhr @no1cardsplayer @no-ones-sunshine @sw33tl1f3 @windyskiez @localmentallyillwriter @tilskkarishma

sw33tl1f3

prev is NOT my wifey

@bloodied-hands-in-the-night-sky @whistlebrox @dedbutalsoaliv + all my mutuals I’m sorry I’m lazy-

bloodied-hands-in-the-night-sky

sweet is rude asf

@whistlebrox @ning-ningx300 @smolwriter

smolwriter

prev is mean and also af

@ning-ningx300 @lyninabin @izumi-san888

write-with-will

Prev is large and definitely not a writer

@xunfix-writes @inspirationallybored @the-ellia-west

the-ellia-west

He sucks

@homelessnerd @darkandstormydolls @carb0n-m0n0xide @sunflowerrosy

clever-naming-convention

They post to little

@eltanin0 @cloudyswritings @fauxade @opalescent-apples @havingawizardproblem

havingawizardproblem

selfish and extremely rude

comet--storm

They fucking hate me. Absolutely DESPISE me. They want me to burn in the sun.

@kitcatttt @mugzymiik @trash-jsab and whoever else

trash-jsab

Oh, yeah, prev is straight and cis. Definitely.

@anonymously-night and @cielos-pasteles and whoever else wants to lie abt me /silly

anonymously-night

Ash really doesn’t like big barra villain-types - it’s their least favorite troupe wait no don’t go look at their art and the heights of Herobrine and King and Romeo and-

@cielos-pasteles DO ME!!!

mugzymiik
critterofthenight

i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)

this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

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no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3

soraartcorner

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Chk Chk Boom by Stray Kids has me in an absolute choke hold rn
This piccrew is cute ngl

@hero-coded, @terracotta7 anyone else who'd like to do this

hero-coded

I love this picrew sm-

Thank you for tagging me!

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(I was listening to Mount Rageous- out of all the Trolls music on my playlist I had to be caught listening to it-)/silly

No pressure tagging: @eligobrrrrr @duckduckhjonk @lgbt-tree @rook-of-the-woods @out-of-stars-and-thyme @starlight-tav @rainy-rain-duck and whoever else wants to join! (I love my moots- I have... so many- I adore you all I am so sorry if I didn't tag you by name-)

out-of-stars-and-thyme

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@kitcatttt @comet--storm @paw-ureyesout @thesillytransgirlnova

kitcatttt

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Love you Poixone /silly @mugzymiik you’ll tag 25 more people /vsilly

mugzymiik

there was no specifications on what to make in the picrew so i made humanized Bug and Gold 😈(ignore how Gold looks nothing like Gold)

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anyways Kitcat ur so right @many-faced @darkhatkid @trash-jsab @anonymously-night @cielos-pasteles @cyberrcyanide @greenpentagon @iamthemostorengyjuicyboi @thesealantern @constellationofcalibur @luck-and-music @witchandstrawberry @pink-pixel @braincellll @dracanianwyvern @1nto-the-zone @night-error @eaguy2199 @cub1c4l-wub1c4l @lukolucky @orchuris @spiritluxray @something-named-vexxie @xxastreascornerxx @zorra-dulce

anonymously-night

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-The Mind Electric (Chonny Jash Ver.) Teto cover

All is Chonny
All is Jash
The day we forget
Is the day we crash

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adulthoodisokay:
“ricecakeandhoney:
“ ilovetomatoes3000:
“ blaizeannyt:
“ only-a-spoon-full:
“ my-gender-is-uwu:
“ only-a-spoon-full:
“ three-cheers-for-pretty-odd:
“ timetravelingcacti:
“ shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey:
“ biggest-goldiest-spoon:
“...
plaid-n-converse

memeception

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

bl00dlikeice

@caesarianconfection

fidefortitude

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

mommacomms

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

pagesofkenna

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

animatedamerican

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

jewishzevran

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

japhers

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit

I was getting a political compass vibe too

your-uncle-dave

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

politicalcompassmemes

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This works better than I thought it would.

chiribomb

This was in my senior project

kait-the-kitty

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I’m not sorry.

desertdaylight

EIGHT MEME COMBO

biggest-goofiest-fish

FATALITY

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf

We have officially created a new language 

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf

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I just had to do it to em

buggykin

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf

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M E M E T E N

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf

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OwO?

garecc

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pawsofponies

W o w

cherrysconeslut

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You know I had to

plaid-n-converse

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

deceit-the-snakey-snake

THIRTEEN!?

ninapop45

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

astral-ghoul

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its-eggo

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well i added my contribution : )

why—

fandersunite

IM SCREAMING

robynspreciousnest

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

operahousebookworm

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?”
“Oh yeah, sure.”
“Can you explain it to me?”
“I absolutely fucking cannot.”

biggest-goldiest-spoon

One does not simply explain this

biggest-goldiest-spoon

Edit:

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Another freaking layer!!!

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

16 motherfucking layers

timetravelingcacti

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

three-cheers-for-pretty-odd

(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )


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only-a-spoon-full

Yo, I added more layers.

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24 layers!

my-gender-is-uwu

Oh my fucking god-

only-a-spoon-full

It took longer to do this than I’m willing to admit.

blaizeannyt

I’m sorry-

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ilovetomatoes3000

What the fuck? It got longer?

ricecakeandhoney

My terrible contribution

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adulthoodisokay

every time i see this post it has more additions. bless.

orchuris
kosmogrl

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

kosmogrl

to anyone saying there's nothing to look forward to, I'm not saying it has to be anything spectacular or huge. it could just be a song or a book that will release in a few days, a tv show, anything!! no matter how small it seems it can keep us going

samwisegamgeeee

Quick! Put in the tags what you’re looking forward to right now!

I’ll go first: Im gonna go out to try a new restaurant this week with a friend!!

Looking forward to doing some writing with my bestie ^^