tiny but mighty

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mylordshesacactus
teaboot

Okay okay okay so I’m changing like every recognizable detail of this for privacy purposes but yall need to appreciate this

So I know how to retain CCTV footage, right? It doesn’t come up everywhere but I know my way around- and if someone gets jumped in a parking lot or whatever I can go backwards and see whodunnit

So I’m at this one place, right? And I get a call that an older woman in a wheelchair got hurt somehow and we need to see what happened.

Nobody remembers the exact time, because of course not, but they tell me she was wearing like a massive hot pink jacket and she’s in a wheelchair and she left with a medic round 09:45ish, so I figure I’ll start there.

So I find the incident itself no problem, but they need ALL footage for liability and insurance and stuff, so I have to keep going

And about ten minutes backwards, I lose her. She comes into view past a single shelf on one of the worse cameras and vanishes.

like. VANISHES. Hot pink jacket, big bulky black chair, gonzo. No idea where she came from.

So, I pull up entry cams. Zoom backwards till I see her come in… at like 06:15.

THREE AND A HALF HOURS EARLIER.

So first off, this is gonna take me like two hours minimum to write down, forget retention. And I’m kind of dying in my soul a bit but I start over there, watching her come in and meander and whatever.

At about 08:30ish she disappears.

Doesn’t leave. Doesn’t head to a bathroom. Doesn’t take her coat off. Her trail just stops.

Now, I’ve done this before. Typically, a location only has the mandatory minimum amount of room for a chair or walker to get around, so a person using one can only go forwards and it’s hard to 180. That limits options and makes it easier to follow, whereas a little unattended and fully mobile kid will zoom around in circles and shit and go who the hell knows where.

Then I see her again on the other ass end of the building, and I have to go back again to see how she GOT there.

My guys.

Her two and three-point turns are INCREDIBLE.

She’s popping on the wheels, flip, zoom, she’s out somewhere I didn’t think she could even GET to. I’ve been planning my search for places that fit a wheelchair or least-resistance fast-paths from A to B and she’s like… doing some Tokyo Drift shit.

I don’t know WHY. The whole place is basically completely accessible so long as you put up with having to reverse, but no. No, she goes where she wants.

I’ve been at this for half the day, and I still have no idea where she went for like an hour and a half.

Fuck me, I’m taking a lunch break

teaboot

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This is barely an exaggeration

harbingers-cat
justnoodlefishthings

this company is so frustratingly misleading. They did not bring back the direwolf (Aenocyon dirus). They modified a modern grey wolf (Canis lupus) into having some direwolf morphology. There has been no de-extinction. This is pure hype slop. As a friend said "these are dire wolves the same way La Croix is a fruit".

champawattigress

I still think this tech has the potential to be helpful in a conservation context.... but it says a A LOT that these "dire wolves" look far more like something you'd see in Game of Thrones than any of the most likely reconstructions proposed by scientists who've studied the fossil record.

These pups might get more robust as they age, but right now I'm not seeing anything to get excited about. I just can't help but suspect that this species was chosen specifically bc the public already has the idea of "dire wolf = gray wolf + big", and that this company is using relatively minor CRISPR editing to give the false impression that they're recreating anything that might have conceivably lived 10,000 years ago.

Again, I think this tech is interesting and merits further development (and if jurassic park is the only way they can do that, then, I guess that's what's happening), but it's still extremely misleading to parade these animals around like they've actually 100% cloned a dire wolf.

followthebluebell

Really reminds me of Jurassic Park. In the books, Crichton made it very clear that they didn't actually clone dinosaurs. They just combined DNA to make an animal that looked like what people EXPECT a dinosaur to look like, because it turned out that actual cloned dinosaurs were really quite dull and spent most of their time hiding.

headspace-hotel

Aencyon dirus isn't closely related to modern wolves at all either so it doesn't make any sense to start with a gray wolf. (According to wikipedia they were isolated from the gray wolf lineage for over 5 million years.) we thought they were in genus Canis but turns out it was just convergent evolution and they are a whole other thing

headspace-hotel

now that I actually read the article, I realize that the lede was buried-- they genetically modified this wolf, and they also cloned 4 critically endangered red wolves

I think the TIME article is really irresponsible in acting like the pups are dire wolves when they don't contain any dire wolf DNA. The "dire wolf" pups are literally just gray wolve engineered to look more like the creatures on Game of Thrones (literally--one of the pups is named Khaleesi)

I remain cautiously optimistic though, because it seems like they are doing actually useful research for preserving existing animals and then putting a Jurassic Park type spin on it for the media.

The Dire wolf thing honestly might just be an attention-grabber to get money off of people that know nothing about ecosystems, and the red wolf might be the actual real purpose of the research. If they've figured out the genetic basis of body size and certain "wolfy" behaviors in wolves, they could make it possible to bring coyote-red wolf hybrids into the red wolf breeding pool without sacrificing the wolf traits

headspace-hotel

Y'all, just think about guys like Elon Musk. Rich tech bros with a 5 yr old boy's idea of what is cool. This stuff is perfectly calibrated to siphon off some of those techbro's billions, while on the side, being helpful to conservation

Just look at the traits of the altered pups that are highlighted in the article: snout, jaw and limb thickness and heaviness, vocalizations, body size. All key traits that separate red wolves and coyotes.

Here's what the article says:

Recently, Bridgett vonHoldt, a Colossal scientific adviser and an associate professor of ecology and evolutionary biology at Princeton University, and Kristin Brzeski, an associate professor of wildlife science and conservation at Michigan Tech, discovered populations of canids along the coasts of Louisiana and Texas whose DNA included both coyote genes and red wolf ghost alleles. The four red wolves the Colossal scientists created used that natural genetic reservoir to produce what they call the first Ghost Wolf, with an eye to eventually fortifying the red wolf species with more such young carrying a variety of genes.

They're using this technology to bring genetic diversity from red wolf/coyote hybrids back into the red wolf gene pool. As soon as I read "red wolves" I suspected this might be what was happening, and I was right. This could help fix the genetic bottleneck in red wolves and make a real chance for the species to actually return.

this approach is honestly genius

jennyislander

If that is what is happening, good for them! Reminds me of the urban legend about the oceanographers who love to study Loch Ness because it's so very deep that the lower reaches behave like the deep ocean, but you can do your studying from a little motorboat and go home at night. So every time they need money, somebody reports that they saw Nessie again.

If they're just scamming, well... at least they aren't trying to sell us trucks that halt and catch fire...?

thecourtsknight

woolieshubris asked:

why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.

orca-iguana answered:

IDK, most people hate it, but I’m also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

woolieshubris

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microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching, which can cause fires! (thick aluminum is fine, but thin aluminum like aluminum foil, and I assume the edge of an opened can is Not)

on top of that microwaving liquids can be dangerous as they get hot extremely quickly.

just search "microwave aluminum foil" on YouTube if ur curious lol

orca-iguana

Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

woolieshubris

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raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon

fully expected 40k notes ngl

woolieshubris

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sexygaywizard

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Moodboard for when the friend group gets together to cook

orca-iguana

Wild to see this on my dash over a year later. Quick update on the aforementioned microwave it did get a whole burned through it but that was not due to this. Long story short don't leave your university experiments of how plasma can be formed at low temps with proper ionization setups plugged in underneath your microwave during a storm.

woolieshubris

GIRL??????? I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED????

orca-iguana

I DID I DIDNT PUT ANYTHING METAL IN THE MICROWAVE. JUST ON THE STOVE UNDER IT.

woolieshubris

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING SCIENCE DXPERIMENTS ON THE STOVE??????

raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon

leave your experiments unattended. this is how we discovered penicillin!!

woolieshubris

GIRL ORCA LEFT THE EXPERIMENT UNATTENDED AND MELTED A HOLE THROUGH HER MICROWAVE. ARE U IMPLYING THAT MICROWAVE WAS A PETRI DISH AND THE MELTED HOLE IS A LIVE SAVING FUNGUS?????

orca-iguana

It proved its infact entirely possible to make plasma hot enough to separate water into hydrogen and oxygen (far cooler than the burning point of my microwave) using 12V and <0.1 amps of electricity at room temp so I'd say close enough!

woolieshubris

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how can you do all of this while also leaving it on the stove . please I'm begging why is ur knowledge base made out of swiss cheese 😭😭🙏

orca-iguana

WHERE ELSE AM I GONNA PUT IT. ON THE FLOOR WITH THE CATS? ON MY WOODEN DESK???

woolieshubris

I DONT KNOW MAYBE IN A GARAGE??? OR NOT PLUGGED IN??????? OR IN A LAB????????????

orca-iguana

Okay the lab comment is fair I should have left it at uni but they don't have locks and I didn't want it to get stolen :(

woolieshubris

you don't want it to get stolen but risking a house fire is fine???? 😭😭

hellsitegenetics

String identified:
acagcaattatgtatttattattcgatcatttatacaataaatAccagaccatcaacgccacatcattaaaatgacatttatcagcaagatgtttctaccaaTcATatatgatatatcagGttttatttcttgatggttgttcttaaaatcattatcatgtatgtttatatttgtttattaacaatttattggatcagatGTGTATTATGTATCATTTTAAGCCTTTatatttccGCATTTATTATATGCAAGTATCAAATATTAAGGttactttaaatgtaatattgagactatgtcagaactctattacgcaataagtttaggggaatcAGATTTTTCATTAAGAAGTGGAAatactaattattttacatatttgtttatttgtttga

Closest match: Galleria mellonella genome assembly, chromosome: 12
Common name: Greater Wax Moth

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shirecorn

Today's bug: Angy

Cartoon drawing of a greater wax moth. The moth is mottled brown and shaped like a collapsing trapezoid. It has a bent, pointed snout with no visible mouth, but you can tell its frowning because it has very angry eyebrows and an anime Mad vein.ALT

Tomorrow's bug: Science

the moth is now in a sloppily drawn microwave, with alarmed googly eyes. The number display on the microwave looks concerned about this unfortunate science.ALT

Bug Stickers | More bugs | Bugs coming for you specifically

orca-iguana

HELLO???

shirecorn

animated gif video. Point of view person is holding stickers of the moth in a microwave, leafing through them like cards. In the background, you can see a real life microwave. Suddenly, he opens the microwave, tosses the stickers in, slams the door and sets the cooking time to 6:66. He presses start and the cards begin rotating in the microwave.ALT

hi

orca-iguana

I have bought 10 stickers and it will be going on every PC I build for the end of time, and also on my vehicle. Peak, thank you for this gift.

shirecorn

Moths in electronics. Grace Hopper would be proud.