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    It's probably not a great idea to start a poorly negotiated and extremely intimate ANR thing with a co-worker who you drunkenly kissed at a New Year's Eve party in the recent past who you've been quietly nursing a crush on even though you're pretty sure he doesn't like you as much as you like him, all while you are in the middle of freezing your goddamn eggs because you want to focus on your career, but in Lydia's defense: it was sure fucking hot.

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    18/20
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    181
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    63
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    9
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    1,208
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    The Netherworld is a breather-free zone - because there's no air in there to breathe.

    Or: Beetlejuice has to rescue Lydia and Charles before they suffocate.

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    1/3
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    3
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    12
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    2
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    45
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    After the wedding, Beetlejuice manages to save himself from murder by Lydia's hand, and now everyone has to deal with the consequences.

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    Chapters:
    31/?
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    506
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    80
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    11,996
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    The family refuse to let a few assholes ruin their vacation.

    A oneshot set in my "A Strange and Unusual Life" series.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    9
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    1
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    45
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    Madness breaks out in the Neitherworld as Rosemary, a witch, has to try and prevent her younger sister from trying to take over the Neitherworld with the aid of eight magical artifacts known as the Terror Cards. Rosemary seeks aid from Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz, and it’s up to the three to gather the cards she has hidden around. Chaos ensues though as the cards are being found one by one, can the three find all the Terror Cards in time? Or will Rosemarys vengeful sister get her hands on them first?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    It’s Halloween night and that means there’s plenty of hell to be raised, but when a mild scare takes a turn for the worst there may be hell to pay.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    360
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    I'll use this section to post:

    -Character designs
    -Sketches
    -Illustrations in general
    -Some original-BJ fanart

    I won't post cover arts on here for you can already find them in each chapter.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    697
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    973
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    A collection of little peeks into alternate realities.

    Or: A collection of first chapters from stories I'll never write, which I'm posting here in case other authors want to take them on.

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    69,887
    Chapters:
    40/40
    Comments:
    293
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    75
    Bookmarks:
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    Having been around basically since the universe was created, you would think you would know better by now than to assume nothing can surprise you. During a seemingly normal stop in a seemingly normal town for a hot beverage and relaxation, you encounter a gothy teen with an interest in the occult. Next thing you know, you've found yourself mixed up with a family made up of a real estate agent, a life coach, a goth girl, the ghosts of a millennial couple, and the ghost with the most (just ask him). On top of trying to hide your angelic nature, you are combatting the demons relentless, awful flirtation and advances, which definitely aren't growing on you in the slightest. Will this be just an unusual stop in your endless wandering? Or will you find yourself as attached to the house and those that "live" in it as its resident ghosts?

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    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    227
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    Bookmarks:
    61
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    "Not to mention the fact you're in love with a dead guy!" When Beetlejuice makes a reappearance into Lydia's life years later, the young woman expects bats and spiders and snakes and hellfire. She should have known to expect the unexpected when it came to the fearsome specter, but how could she have ever foreseen that she'd end up feeling for the guy?

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    39
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1,083
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    They were out.

    After 1,001 years in a time loop of the same four days, Beetlejuice, Lydia, Barbara, and Adam were finally free.

    Now, time marches forward.

    But they aren’t sure they’re ready for it to.

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    Chapters:
    16/17
    Comments:
    206
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    2,695
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    Beetlejuice takes it upon himself to take care of you when you come down with a cold. After all, dead guys can’t get sick.

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
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    125
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    "You should never have given it to her! That book is dangerous!" Barbara yelled. She pointed at the wall. "We drew a door like it told us to, and Lydia jumped into it!"
    It was as if the floor had dropped out from under him.
    "…What?" Beetlejuice glanced at the empty wall where he sensed that a door to the Netherworld had been opened. And Lydia had… she had…
    No. God/Satan, no.

    Or: Lydia jumps into the Netherworld in the attic, throwing a wrench into Beetlejuice's plan.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    165
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    The dead generally don't come back to life...except when somehow they do.

    And this is pretty bad news for everyone, but it’s even worse for the receptionist. Because for Betelgeuse to stay alive, someone else has to take his place in the afterlife.

    See, babe, no matter how this ends, someone’s gotta die.
    And it ain't gonna be him. Not this time.

    So, kids, get ready for lotsa blood and little morality.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Suddenly, Beetlejuice turned, his gaze landing on his new bride. Lydia froze, her resolve dissipating as his eyes widened in realization. The glowing of his green eyes was barely a flicker compared to the power he had once wielded. He looked so normal, so human, as his eyes met hers with a look of soul-crushing betrayal. He was just a man now—a filthy one, but a man nonetheless.

     

    “You were going to kill me?” he whispered. There was no anger in his voice, and Lydia filled with shame. She had seen Beetlejuice’s wrath, but never had he looked so rejected. 

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    11
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    70
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    16
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    1,095
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    Beetlejuice has been dead for just over thirty years. In all that time, he has dedicated himself to spreading chaos among the living under the title of "The Most Effective Bio-Exorcist in the Neither-World." But after meeting a girl named Lydia Deetz, he begins to feel tired and mired in monotony, even more so after a series of events completely blurred the line between life and death for both of them.
    How much can they take from this anomaly until everything falls apart?

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    English
    Words:
    66,446
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    917
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    BJ ha estado muerto por poco más de treinta años. En todo aquel tiempo, se ha dedicado a esparcir el caos entre los vivos bajo el título de "El Bio-Exorcista más efectivo del No-Mundo". Pero luego de conocer a una muchacha de nombre Lydia Deetz, comienza a sentirse cansado y sumido en la monotonía, mucho más aún luego de que, dada una serie de eventos, la línea entre la vida y la muerte quedara completamente desdibujada para ambos.
    ¿Qué tanto podrán tomar de esta anomalía hasta que todo caiga por su propio peso?

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    Español
    Words:
    65,707
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    7
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    1
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    153
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    Life is full of parallels, as most history majors will tell you. The same is true for death, but maybe under different circumstances, parallels don't have to wind up with the same exact ending. Betelgeuse winds up back at the Maitland/Deetz household and finds himself in a strangely familiar situation, but with very little clue as to how he should proceed.

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    English
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    26,377
    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,455
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    A storm leads to Emily having thinky-thoughts about her relationship with Beetlejuice.

    A oneshot set in my "A Strange and Unusual Life" series.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    957
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    73
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    The odds of finding a needle in a haystack are one in a million. But sometimes, if you’re lucky, the needle finds you.

    Or: What if Lydia managed to reunite with her mother in the Netherworld?

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    9,642
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    224

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