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    It's probably not a great idea to start a poorly negotiated and extremely intimate ANR thing with a co-worker who you drunkenly kissed at a New Year's Eve party in the recent past who you've been quietly nursing a crush on even though you're pretty sure he doesn't like you as much as you like him, all while you are in the middle of freezing your goddamn eggs because you want to focus on your career, but in Lydia's defense: it was sure fucking hot.

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    Betelgeuse committed one of the afterlife’s biggest violations to help the woman he loves and is now facing serious consequences. Lydia, meanwhile, is battling guilt at banishing the ghost who risked everything to save her daughter. After learning the severity of the ghost’s punishments, she realises that this time, she may need to save him...

    Set straight after the events of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice.

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    Witchcraft accusations are all over Salem, Lydia saw it first hand when they got her mom.
    And now they're out for her too.

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    The Netherworld is a breather-free zone - because there's no air in there to breathe.

    Or: Beetlejuice has to rescue Lydia and Charles before they suffocate.

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    Things have finally turned back to what passed for normal around Peaceful Pines but all is not so calm in the Neitherworld. The plot gets rolling once Lydia decides that she and Beetlejuice should catch up with an old friend, only to discover that someone, (or something,) has been actively harming the Sand Worms.

    During their investigation to find out what's happening in the Neitherworld, Beetlejuice and Lydia find themselves meddling in blackmail schemes, mysteries, secret organizations, unpredictable outbursts of magic, and dodging various entities in both the realms of the living and the dead.

    Matters only get more complicated when Beetlejuice is hired by a mysterious and wealthy client... who requests of him something that his precious Lydia will NOT like.

    More complicated still, once Lydia learns the true source of her powers.

    This is a continuation of my Patron/Warlock AU, which has been a blast putting together!

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    Due to an unlucky set of circumstances, Lydia Deetz, the town’s local oddity, and her nemesis Claire Brewster, the most popular and narcissistic bully in the school are forcibly paired together for a school project. Things couldn’t look worse, until their mothers hit it off and decide the girls should spend the night.

    One night causes a little breakthrough, and the girls start to realize they might not be entirely different after all. One moment leads to another, providing both of them a little insight on each other's world. The two grow closer, but they have to ask; What does this mean for the life they knew before?

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    After the wedding, Beetlejuice manages to save himself from murder by Lydia's hand, and now everyone has to deal with the consequences.

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    A collection of little peeks into alternate realities.

    Or: A collection of first chapters from stories I'll never write, which I'm posting here in case other authors want to take them on.

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    Six years have passed since the devilish adventures of Beetlejuice haunted the Deetz mansion, leaving lessons, memories, and feelings etched into the heart of the gloomy goth girl who shared the closest bond with the entity. Now that the Maitlands had passed "to the beyond," the memories of those days dissipated like a ghostly spell, consequences brought on by the illegal marriage she and her personal monster had caused. Now, after reclaiming her engagement ring, the demon has returned with a mission.

    Who caused his memory loss and that of her family? What happened in the Netherworld during these years? Unresolved conflicts, a dormant power after an unlawful commitment, an obsessed woman, and a vengeance to fulfill.

    The juice is about to be spilled.

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    Having been around basically since the universe was created, you would think you would know better by now than to assume nothing can surprise you. During a seemingly normal stop in a seemingly normal town for a hot beverage and relaxation, you encounter a gothy teen with an interest in the occult. Next thing you know, you've found yourself mixed up with a family made up of a real estate agent, a life coach, a goth girl, the ghosts of a millennial couple, and the ghost with the most (just ask him). On top of trying to hide your angelic nature, you are combatting the demons relentless, awful flirtation and advances, which definitely aren't growing on you in the slightest. Will this be just an unusual stop in your endless wandering? Or will you find yourself as attached to the house and those that "live" in it as its resident ghosts?

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    Taking place in 1346 at the dawn of the plague, Betelgeuse lives as a humble gravedigger turned graverobber and meets a young Lydia Deetz, daughter of a nobleman. Their love crosses social boundaries during an uncertain time, as they struggle for survival against a rampant plague, and a society that would rather see them apart.

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    "Not to mention the fact you're in love with a dead guy!" When Beetlejuice makes a reappearance into Lydia's life years later, the young woman expects bats and spiders and snakes and hellfire. She should have known to expect the unexpected when it came to the fearsome specter, but how could she have ever foreseen that she'd end up feeling for the guy?

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    Beetlejuice takes it upon himself to take care of you when you come down with a cold. After all, dead guys can’t get sick.

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    The dead generally don't come back to life...except when somehow they do.

    And this is pretty bad news for everyone, but it’s even worse for the receptionist. Because for Betelgeuse to stay alive, someone else has to take his place in the afterlife.

    See, babe, no matter how this ends, someone’s gotta die.
    And it ain't gonna be him. Not this time.

    So, kids, get ready for lotsa blood and little morality.

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    Suddenly, Beetlejuice turned, his gaze landing on his new bride. Lydia froze, her resolve dissipating as his eyes widened in realization. The glowing of his green eyes was barely a flicker compared to the power he had once wielded. He looked so normal, so human, as his eyes met hers with a look of soul-crushing betrayal. He was just a man now—a filthy one, but a man nonetheless.

     

    “You were going to kill me?” he whispered. There was no anger in his voice, and Lydia filled with shame. She had seen Beetlejuice’s wrath, but never had he looked so rejected. 

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    What if Lydia went through with marrying Beetlejuice? Would he really be a horrible husband or would he surprise her?
    Lydia marries Beetlejuice but what next, she has no idea what he wants after that. Will he continue to be a creep and disgusting or will he change?

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    20/?
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    Life is full of parallels, as most history majors will tell you. The same is true for death, but maybe under different circumstances, parallels don't have to wind up with the same exact ending. Betelgeuse winds up back at the Maitland/Deetz household and finds himself in a strangely familiar situation, but with very little clue as to how he should proceed.

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    Continues from Parent-Creature Conferences, but can be understood without it.

    After putting his daughter in her second new school since the move from New York, Charles begins studying how best to meet the needs of a teenage medium.

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    600 years is a very long time.

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    When an interesting new corpse arrives, Beetlejuice has a plan to make his way back into Lydia’s life.

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    772
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    20
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    5
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    180

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