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    Hermione Granger hasn’t had sex in three years. Not that she’s counting—she’s been busy. Between her demanding work as a Healer and the uphill battle of restoring her parents’ memories, romance has been filed somewhere between “organizing her sock drawer” and “learning to speak Mermish.” But all of that changes when Draco Malfoy—reformed Death Eater, perpetual thorn in her side, and maddeningly charismatic rival—waltzes back into her life, gunning for the same promotion.

    What begins as professional rivalry soon spirals into late-night arguments, unexpected sparks, and one very inconvenient realization: the real disaster isn’t Malfoy himself—it’s that she might actually like him.

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    Draco Malfoy does not want to repeat the disaster that was his Christmas gift to Hermione Granger last year. Even worse, this year is their first Christmas as an official couple. In his panic, he enlists Theodore Nott to help him find the perfect gift.

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    In the summer of 1995, Regulus Black returns—his image resurrected in the form of a portrait, roused from the depths of Malfoy Manor. With little recollection of his past life, the only memory that remains intact is a crucial one: the secret to Voldemort’s defeat.

    For Draco Malfoy, this strange reunion with his long-dead uncle may be the only flicker of hope in an otherwise dark world. As Draco grows closer to the enigmatic portrait of Regulus, he begins to unravel long-buried truths about his family and the lies upon which the Malfoy empire has been built.

    Perhaps there are worse things than joining forces with his Hogwarts' nemesis to face an even greater foe, even if he can't stand the shrill of Hermione Granger's voice or her lovely, brilliant mind.

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    Harry and Draco weren’t sure how it had got so out of hand. At first, it was just a hook-up, a random encounter after meeting at a pub. No reason to tell their friends and families about that. And when it turned into dating and got a bit more serious than that? Well, who could blame them for stalling on breaking the news?

    Or the five times Harry and Draco failed to come clean to their friends and the one time they didn’t.

    Podfic of Make an Honest Man Out of Me by manixzen.

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    Things don't exactly go as planned for Draco, and he's absolutely determined to prove that he belongs in Slytherin, just like all the Malfoys before him. The fates have other ideas.

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    Draco couldn’t see.

    And that was a problem because normally he could see just fine—at least with the aid of his eyeglasses—but at that moment, all he could see was white.

    Draco flapped his hands in front of his face as he gasped for a breath of fresh air, and when that wasn’t returning his sight, he reached up to clear away the layer of condensation that had accumulated on his lenses.

    “Ack!” Draco fumbled his fingers wildly over his face and his thumb caught the corner of his eyeglasses near his temple. They clattered pitifully to the stone floor. He squeezed his eyes shut for good measure.

    Granger wasn't wearing clothes.

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    Caput Mortuum: A useless substance left over from a chemical operation and the epitome of decline and decay, literally ‘dead head’ or ‘worthless remains’. A dark purple pigment.

    Lucius Malfoy is the Minister for Magic, after The Order was unable to remain in power post-War. Draco Malfoy is the powerless figurehead of his father’s new regime. Banned from doing nearly everything (except the occasional topless photo shoot to cover up the more unsavoury aspects of Lucius’ plans), he has lost all hope for a better world. But Hermione Granger has just been captured and brought back to The Manor. And instead of being afraid, she looks like this is exactly where she wants to be. After years of apathy, Draco realises that he wants to know why.

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    |COMPLETED|

    Hogwarts—or as they call it,'The Monster School', there’s no such thing as normal. And Draco Malfoy? He’s seriously pissed about being anything but.

    -or-

    Draco turns into a creature every time things get heated. And Hermione Granger’s all too happy to help him, erm, "work through it". Handling a hormonal monster curse is, it turns out, far messier than he ever imagined.

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    Caput Mortuum: Substância inútil que sobrou de uma operação química como a sublimação e o epítome do declínio e da decadência (alternativamente chamado de nigredo). Uma 'caveira' literal, ou 'restos inúteis'. Um pigmento roxo escuro.

    Lucius Malfoy é o Ministro da Magia, depois que a Ordem não conseguiu permanecer no poder no pós-guerra. Draco Malfoy é a figura impotente do novo regime de seu pai. Proibido de fazer quase tudo (exceto ocasionais sessões de fotos de topless para encobrir os aspectos mais desagradáveis ​​dos planos de Lucius), ele perdeu toda a esperança de um mundo melhor. Mas Hermione Granger acaba de ser capturada e trazida de volta para a Mansão. E em vez de ter medo, parece que é exatamente onde ela quer estar. Após anos de apatia, Draco percebe que quer saber o porquê.

    Tradução AUTORIZADA da fanfic de Cr0ftisprocrastinating.

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    The Ministry holding cells were, Draco supposed, like the Cloudhopper training broom he’d had as a child to the Nimbus 2001 of the Azkaban cells. They were clammy and cold, but not glacial. Dingy, but not filthy. Stifling, but not suffocating. Meagre, but not barren. Callous, but not cruel. Depressing, but not nightmarish.

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    Draco Malfoy has resigned himself to his inevitable fate in the wake of the war; a cell in Azkaban, likely for the remainder of his life. He sees no point in fighting it, but an unlikely someone has decided for fight for him. Now, it's time for him to learn to fight for himself.

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    One night, Ron Weasley found Draco Malfoy lying on the floor of the Prefect bathroom, unconscious. Everything changed since then.

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    "All of us did things we regret, Draco Malfoy, " she said quietly as she traced the outline of the thing's wing with her finger, "Or failed to do things that we wish we had. While it is true that our choices define who we are, we were children, and we were terrified."

     

    Or the story of two young adults trying to find their footing in a world where neither is truly accepted, and danger still lurks in the shadows.

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    She squeezed her eyes shut and clenched her hands into fists, trying and failing to rid herself of the memory that haunted her. No matter how many times she reminded herself that he wasn't hers to think of like that, this particular ghost tended to linger. Always coupled with the look they’d shared the following morning that meant they both knew it was just two friends taking care of one another. Just another way they were there for one another.

    Draco and Pansy are a mess. But at least they have each other. This is a story of deep and unending friendship, and what happens when there’s a desire for something more.

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    They say love is selfless - to give and Harry has. Given. He has given so much all his life, willingly, sometimes unwillingly and many a times not even having a choice before it's cruelly snatched from his grasping hands.

    He believes he doesn't have anything to give anymore.

    So he takes - all that he can get.

    _____

    "No. Please. Listen to me. I've thought about this a lot. I will speak to her. She will understand....."

    "You don't know what you're talking about!"

    "I don't know how or when it happened. But I really – really - I love you too, Harry."

    Isn't that what you’ve wanted? For him to want you back? Then why aren't you as happy as you should be? Should you not be over the fucking moon?

    Because - 'I love you too', is what he said. Not 'I love you; you and only you, Harry'.

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    Hermione Granger is working on the most important project of her life, if only she knew exactly what it was.

    It's been several years since the war ended, and Draco Malfoy is a new man with old regrets, if only a particular witch would let him make his amends.

    After agreeing to a collaboration and fuelling the sparks between them, the two realise that everything has its time and place, they just need to find theirs.

    Now complete.

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    Je to víc než dvacet let po škole a zatímco Draco ovdověl, Harryho Pottera jeho žena Ginny pro změnu podvádí. Jenže svatý hrdina Harry Potter už není tak svatý, jako kdysi býval. A o tom ví své Draco Malfoy, který se od něj nechá pravidelně zneužívat. Je to taková jejich hra. Ale to je přece v pořádku. Nebo ne?

    Povídka není vhodná pro slabší povahy.

    Do MM přidáno jako téma č. 9/2024 - non-con nebo dub-con.

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    It’s in autumn the first time that Draco realizes the horrid itch that digs under his skin every time he sees Potter might be born out of more than just rivalry.

    A short rambling fic of Draco’s thoughts from fifth year to a few months after the battle of Hogwarts.

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    “I’m not going to kiss you here,” Harry said, applying a fraction of pressure so Draco’s lips parted.

    “No?” Draco said, his breath hot on Harry’s knuckle.

    “No.”
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    The thing about Harry was, he hated most people. And there was no one he hated more than Draco’s boyfriend Justin - certified knob and all round wanker.

    So when he finds out Justin is just as selfish inside the bedroom as he is outside it, Harry can’t help himself.

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    Draco Malfoy cannot remember the last time he saw Hermione Granger, so imagine his surprise when she rescues him from a drunken stupor. She shouldn’t help him, she shouldn’t care. But she does, and he finds himself unable to keep himself from also caring.

     

    Boys, when my baby found me
    I was three days on a drunken sin
    I woke with her walls around me
    Nothin' in her room but an empty crib

     

    Or, the one where Draco Malfoy is a drunken idiot and still ends up getting the girl.

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    Found Family takes a lot of work, but there is always room for one more. Even while teenage romance gets... complicated?

    Texting/Social Media Fic Part Three. Completed.

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