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frantic universe by Princegaytea
Fandoms: Frantic Fanfic (ZeeKayArt & Michael Angsten Video Game), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Shrek (Movies), Alvin and the Chipmunks - All Media Types, Undertale (Video Game), Five Nights at Freddy's
23 Jan 2025
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a group of 4 people (+special guests here and there) start playing frantic fanfic... little do they know, this will change the course of their lives forever....
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The Last Campaign Trail by CloverIsLucky
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
19 Dec 2024
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“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross.” - Sinclair Lewis
A story about where Trump successfully repeals the 22nd Amendment and Barack Obama runs against him, can Obama save Democracy? Or will America fall to Fascism?
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- English
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- 1,482
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
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The Goverments Unseen by FloralFictions
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., United States of America - Fandom
10 Dec 2024
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Updates happen whenever
(THIS ISNT A TRUMPO SAFE SPACE)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 415
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 55
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Caught in a Bad Romance by D3wDr0p
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - US 20th c.
22 Nov 2024
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Trump spent most of his prior campaign and term rallying behind the idea that only alphas deserved to be in office. His MAGA (Make Alphas Great Again) cult ate this idea up, creating a wave of anti-omega rights beliefs and hate crimes. There’s one small problem: he’s not really an alpha. And pretty soon, he’d learn he’s not even a beta.
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Ted Cruz needs to learn to be more loyal! Also, Donald Trump gets his orange cock sucked by his hot secretary, while he considers whether or not to fire Ted!
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- Part 2 of Donald Trump Erotica
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- English
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- 1,082
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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Danganronpa: Despair of the Electorate by Wellzofyouth
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, Dangan, British Royalty RPF, Political RPF
25 Aug 2024
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Joe Biden is an up-and-coming young politician who applies to the illustrious Hope's Beak Academy. However, he soon finds himself embroiled in a game of life and death. He will have to outwit and outmaneuver not only the insidious headmaster, MonoEagle, but his fellow students as well. Will Joe Biden survive the waves of despair, or will he drown in a sea of red?
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The Obama Tales: HD Remastered Edition by ObamaTalesOfficial (Calvin_Coolaide)
Fandoms: obama - Fandom
07 Aug 2024
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Trump discovers his bisexuality.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,053
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 29
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BLACK METAL! aalewis sees the truth among the putrid people on this planet. Bullied in school, he sees the matrix, and knows that god doesnt exist. Watch as he allies with his superpowered pals Varg Vikernes, Euronymous, and Joseph Stalin as they fight they way through the armies of Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson. Surprise cameo with Dave Mustaine!
Aalews x Dave Mustaine x Euronymous
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Nothing Better by menaceboy12345, YeetumSkeetum
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF, Political Animals, M&M's Commercials, Cars (Pixar Movies)
20 Oct 2023
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It's a hot, steamy summer evening when Mike "Hate-The-Gays" Pence discovers the wonders of his horse's outside. It's a cold Halloween night, and Marlon Bundo snuggles with his boyfriend while Mike discovered different comfort in the graveyard. It's a damp sewer, and Ted Cruz finally feels at peace with the rats he grew up with. It's a bright, sunshiny day and Tucker Carlson is ready to eat some M&M goodness.
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Mothman for U.S. Senate: An Indescribable Horror You Can Trust by eddiebloom3
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Mothman (Folklore)
28 May 2023
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Mothman decides that he’s seen enough and runs for the U.S. Senate in West Virginia
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The Smooth Halls of Political Progress by cornflowers_and_pestilence
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Ted Cruz - Fandom, HILLARY CLINTON - Fandom
18 Mar 2023
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Ted Cruz wants nothing more than to be a submissive little bitch, and Hillary Clinton is just the gal for the job.
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Cheeseburger Fleshlight by ChromaticMage
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Political RPF - US 21st c.
11 Dec 2022
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Donald Trump is ready to jerk it with a cheeseburger fleshlight. But his friends don't want to be left out of the fun!
I'm sorry
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Sip by orphan_account
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF, Real Person Fiction, billionaire rpf idk
02 Dec 2022
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Now that GPT-3/Elon Musk's Open AI have been scraping AO3 for profit, I wanted to write something for the AI to enjoy.
I don't recommend actual humans reading it.
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- English
- Words:
- 100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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- 175
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I was asked too cuz why not. No smut cuz like. I dont wanna waste more of my night on this but like if this gets big maybe. maybe
- Language:
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- 654
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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What Mitch McConnell does at night is his own business, and that of the Pale Man's.
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Carly and the Chocolate Factory by SilverPickles
Fandoms: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), Real Person Fiction
07 Oct 2022
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After being eaten by the M&Ms, the now deceased Tucker Carlson ends up in hell. But it's not the way he imagined it to be...
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- Part 4 of Tucker x M&M
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In a world under siege by a power-hungry dictator, one man is America's last, best hope: Former and current President Donald J Trump.
The prophesied Storm is coming, the clouds grow dark on the horizon, heavy with the rains of change.
When push comes to shove, only one man is left standing. Only one country can be the greatest.
Can President Trump navigate threats both domestic and abroad to save the world from the brink of global war or will the neo-fascist liberal agenda and the wily Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, thwart his efforts?
In this sordid tale, the only one getting screwed... is America.
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robert and ted say goodbye after graduating high school (plays sad music) it’s very sad and angsty. will they ever reunite? we’ll have to see in part 2. loosely inspired by real events.
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the river takes its shape from every tempest she abides by CutToTheEndOfTheShow (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c.
09 Jun 2022
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A joint session comes to an end to deliberate an objection.
Meanwhile, the crowd outside grows larger.
At the same time, in Michigan, hundreds rally in front of the state capitol, which protesters stormed less than a year earlier to decry pandemic restrictions.
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- Part 3 of Will Be Wild: January 6th, Insert Scene
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 410
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 43