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is this orange or yellow.

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

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dog-on-it-tm

hey op, what does this say?

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

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prettyboy-bigfoot

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

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prettyboy-bigfoot

world heritage post

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icecreamsavant

It’s orange

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yumiiiiiii

it’s literally 71

Bestie it’s 74

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yumiiiiiii

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

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rat-on-fire

where are you getting that from?

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thehottestmess

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

Posting this in case anyone is color blind and doesn’t know it lmao

So, I wanted to identify the car, and I was dead set on Subaru because those looked like a Subaru door handle and the Sunshine Orange Subaru painted the XV, known in the US as the XV Crosstrek because I don’t write the jokes about yankees needing shit spelled out, the world writes them and I just read them aloud.

So surely this is the car in picture, one would think, especially once assured by Google Lens that that’s what the picture depicts. But there’s one conclusion I kept coming back to:

Yes, people. Someone out there not only cares what car we think that is but is actively working to deceive us into thinking that is the last generation of the car I keep having to remind myself is not spelled Crosstek. But I will not fall for it, and with my help neither will you!

From such a closeup, in fact, one would surely, if not notice the upper feature line being a nick further out than the upper edge of the handle hole, at least notice the presence of a lower feature line below it, or at the VERY least the doorline curve to its right being concave and not convex.

So perhaps the previous generation had the simpler lines we’re looking for?

Yes, but also a handle recess that does not reach all the way to the back of the handle, so, having gotten back to square one, I resorted to a cunning strategy: waiting ‘til I got home and finding the picture source on my computer.

(Which I could still do on my phone too if Google wasn’t hellbent on pretending Lens could ever be a serviceable replacement for the OG reverse image search when you can’t even sort matches by fucking size and its idea of exact matches is as accurate as my idea of staying on topic speaking of which what were we talking about I swear this never happens.)

And I found it’s a 2009-2014 Subaru Liberty (name by which Aussies got the Legacy ‘till 2020).

But, oh the irony, the orange that clued me onto the Subaru brand altogether? It never adorned this generation. And this, as you can see in this more accurate lighting, is not even that orange. Because as it turns out…

Indeed, in the ultimate act of deceit, what you were looking at wasn’t yellow paint nor orange paint for, being a wrap, it wasn’t paint altogether!

This explains what would otherwise be a bafflingly uninteresting picture: in any normal car, that’s just a door handle. In a car basically coated with sticker, that is a flex.

And yes, fortunately, the filename can chime in in the debate.

Not saying that a color necessarily is anything someone making it is willing to say it is, but if you mean to insist that this is yellow…

…well, go tell 3M that. Or go get told that by 3M! They do offer samples.

Links in blue are posts of mine about the topic in question: if you liked this post, you might like those - or the blog’s Discord server, linked in the pinned post!

EDIT: This is, by some order of magnitude, this blog’s most popular post, and I’m happy to have entertained so many. If you’re one of them, like @uxbridgeenglishdictionary here…

…I have great news for you: there’s now a spinoff blog called @what-is-this-car, dedicated to identifying make, model, generation and year of vehicles seen around or sent its way, and explaining what gave them away! I work on it with the very appreciated help of many talented friends, and I’d love of you to check it out. (And, well, to check this blog out too, if you have the time.) Thanks! :)

Also, @furreteatingicecream posted a render of what the picture looks like to those suffering from protanomaly (or red-weak colorblindness), courtesy of color-blindness.com’s color blindness simulator.

If you think this doesn’t look any different, well, we may have worked out why you don’t think it’s orange.

Pigeon attempts to court falcon

For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.

I can't tell if that's a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon

Tiny falcon

this struck me

sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers

ur mom sounds hot is she single

my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then it’s not my fault when you find out why

"If you are so determined then it is not my fault when you find out why" has the same energy of elevated FAFO as "you may test that assumption at your earliest convenience" and I love that for you.

A REAL [Business Loving Businessman] HAS NO NEED FOR [Practice], HE JUST GOES RIGHT IN THERE AND [Invest! Invest! Invest!] AND IF I GET [Kissed on the mouth] DOING THAT YOU JUST HAVE TO [take it]!
Anonymous asked:

I just thought of this while thinking of your WH posts

How would the neighbors react to a reader with dyed hair? I'd imagine there'd be a brief panic when the color starts to fade or be outgrown, until the reader explains what's actually going on

This is assuming Home doesn't just make that color be the reader's permanent/natural hair color to begin with

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Reader with dyed hair

★ Lots of things in this place are consistent. Like the tomatoes in Frank's garden always being ripe. And the paint on Home never seeming to fade or chip from its bright red hue. Your hair, however, doesn't play by these rules.

★ Wally tilted his head, showing his confusion. Saying "Your colors are fading." Softly. Pausing for a moment as you give him an odd look. After explaining that you dye your hair, he insists on seeing you get a touch-up. Fascinated by the process.

★ Many animals change color for the season. Like rabbits turning white in winter. Knowing this, Frank didn't panic when your hair color started to fade. But when this turned out to not be the case, he felt embarrassed.

★ The one most confused is probably Poppy. Poor thing didn't know what was going on! Her best guess was that you're starting to wilt, much like a plant. She gave you lots of tea and snacks after. Just in case you weren't getting everything you need.

★ Howdy made a mental note to look into stocking hair dye. Sadly, he didn't know the difference between fabric dye and hair safe dye. You gently explained the difference, trying hard not to laugh at his mistake.

★ If you want to dye it again, Julie and Wally would gladly offer a hand! Julie would push you towards something multicolored. While Wally thinks you would look good with anything. Deciding the color is the hardest part.

★ Eddie has a very loose idea of what's safe for your hair. You learned this the hard way. Listen, he styles his hair with glitter glue. Maybe don't let him touch your hair. Thank goodness Frank knew how to get everything out! 

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Juice !

Yet another followup

Did you know ?

Spamton and Tenna have the same old references/expressions

I love that the connections between them isn't just one mentioning he knew the other but also things like this !

You can better tell they did spend some time together.

Reminder that people who compare advocacy of trans men/mascs' rights and discussions about transandrophobia to whiteness and "reverse racism" do not think trans men are marginalized.

Recognize them for what they are, violent transphobes who are silencing a marginalized group into oblivion.

Just got my brain MRI and had the most batshit experience in that office. On my way home will elaborate momentarily

Elected to screenshot this play by play of events from discord so I don’t have to type it all twice

Literally every trans man or transmasc I have ever known (save for one person out of like 20), has been sexually assaulted. But apparently it's evil and transmisogynistic of me or anyone to try looking into systemic reasons for why that is, despite it having literally nothing to do with transfems.

Turning rape into a "transmascs vs transfems" suffering contest is the most callous and asinine thing you can possibly do and I will forever and always refuse to entertain that for any amount of time.

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