I’m periodically going through my thousands of drafts and queuing posts. So if you see me reblog an older/Old post of yours, that’s why!

Eta 3/2024: I post almost exclusively from the app and my phone keyboard is currently kind of broken. I don’t feel like fixing it if I’m being honest; please disregard any weird punctuation, that’s the part that’s most broken!

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

tragicallybeautifultiger:

inthefallofasparrow:

anexperimentallife:

red-twist:

tweedlebean:

pizzaback:

“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars

Maybe we should find people who are good at driving and give them really big cars, and then people can just pay a small fee to be driven around the city. Maybe in a regular loop so people always know where they’ll be at certain times of the day.

But what if those really big cars were also really long and fast?

And what if they ran on electricity? But what to call them?

Fantabulous Looping Electromnibus!

I like the way you think

princessnijireiki:

medusadyke:

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

Hey, it’ll be a bit quiet here until my phone gets fixed! I usually post only from mobile, and I don’t have tumblr set up on this phone. May be a few weeks before I get my old one fixed. But I’m okay! Trying to check notes once a day, so feel free to message me :)

niurd-main:

spin the wheel for a random location!!

you’ve just been teleported to this random location, are you surviving?

kms immediately

i might not make it, but i’ll try my hardest

i’ll survive but.. i won’t like it

yeah i’m fine with this place

wait i actually love this place

never leaving!!

nuance / results / bald

See Results

Happy ten year anniversary to my “temp tag” for marvel fanart. The real cornerstone of this blog.

humblegrub:

roly poly song }([[[[[) 🎶

bethfuller:

hey !! probably a toss-up between these two fellers

both were inspired by a trip I took to svalbard in late october ! i spent a few days running around being a menace in longyearbyen. i love icy vistas

unpeeled-human:

deirdresart:

deirdresart:

Here’s a sneak peek of my design for @nova_mali ‘s Queer Tarot deck!!! Taking inspiration from the original Rider-Waite card, I’m putting a different spin on the Knight of Pentacles. This little snippet is my favorite part of the card! Luckily for me, Nova and Mali have always been psyched when I find a way to incorporate little ones into my art, so I was extra thrilled to draw this little bean in their cradleboard💕

There are almost 80 insanely talented artists involved in this project!!! follow this link to back the kickstarter!!! Go go go!!!

Here is my final design for the card <3

ONE WEEK LEFT TO BACK THE KICKSTARTER!!!!

@novaandmali Thank you again for having me!!!

kaijuno:

digitaldiscipline:

geekybibliophile:

nellie-dritz-official:

river9noble:

rabidchild67:

frank-from-france:

alexanderdamnhethin:

osointricate:

cobraonthecob:

aziraphaleisagender:

cal-purniaa:

rebelmeg:

aziraphaleisagender:

beautiful-thensad-thensadder:

rainwasheseverythingaway:

aziraphaleisagender:

Writer: There Was Only One Bed…

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Alternatively:

There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining

Angst fans:

Originally posted by adventurelandia

There was only one bed. A carried B to it and gently eased them down. They were both badly injured but B’s conditions were much worse and A wouldn’t rest until they knew B was going to be alright. So A sat down next to B and brushed their hair back, holding their hand as B shivered through the night, their only comfort A’s presence by their side.

Hurt/Comfort fans:

Originally posted by dynastyoncw

Dear god you’re right, you’re so right

I feel like this needs to be a writing challenge…

How many different ways can you write this one trope.

There was only one bed, but instead of making a big fuss, the tired pair went the fuck to sleep and got a full 8 hours.

My sleep deprived ass:

OH YEAH THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF

😹😹😹

There was only one bed. This is normal. They’ve been married for a decade and have a small child. The child has climbed in bed to snuggle with them because thunder is scary. They have their baby curled between them and they share soft, warm smiles over his sleepy head as he snores little kid snores.

Me, who just wants domestic curtains found family fic:

Originally posted by samuelantonioroncalminano

I AM ALL OF THIS I WILL LITERALLY READ ANYTHING

There was only one bed, the two characters argued and bickered begging for them not to have to share it, but they somehow are here still. They agree that there both going to pick a side and stay on it. This was going fine until in the middle of the night A woke up screaming and crying, B gets them to calm down and they end up falling asleep next to each other feeling safe

Enemies to lovers fans

Originally posted by amygirl90

There was only one bed. A noticed B’s exhaustion and lifted them easily. “You don’t have to carry me like a child,” B noted, despite being clearly pleased by how matters were progressing. “I think we both know that’s not true,” A replied with a grin. The bed was warm, inviting, and yet something was missing. “Is this a private party, or can just anyone join,” C called from the doorway, clad only in their underwear and a smile. “Only if it’s you!” A and B replied in unison as they drew the covers back.

My OT3-loving ass:

There was only one bed.

It turned out to be a defective Murphy bed and it trapped them in the wall.

Crack fic fans:

This entire thread is delightful

@zombeesknees

There was only one bed, and his oblivious ass didn’t know she wanted to fuck.

Idiots to lovers fans:

Originally posted by emptybucketoffucks

godslightburnsmyflesh:

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

cultofthewyrm:

Jäger-Hangar by John Wallin Liberto

keno3jkey: