you get something like that scene where crowley brings aziraphale chocolates to celebrate the opening of the bookshop, only this time it’s raphael reluctantly delivering the news that aziraphale is being relocated, and crowley in the background and aziraphale being like “i can’t leave, the demon crowley will get up to so many wiles in my absence” and raph is like “oh tell me about the wiles” and aziraphale is like “uh he.. tempts….people., all the time. so tempting. i mean - not that. i mean something else. he dances, sometimes.” and raph is like “i like dancing! can he tango?” and aziraphale is screaming internally and crowley jumps out from behind a curtain and goes “CAN I EVER!” and starts doing the shittiest tango ever seen and raphael is like :O

presenting, for your viewing torture pleasures: the last scene of season 2 with Love of My Life by Queen playing in the background

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?
03: Do you regret anything?
04: Are you insecure?
05: What is your relationship status?
06: How do you want to die?
07: What did you last eat?
08: Played any sports?
09: Do you bite your nails?
10: When was your last physical fight?
11: Do you like someone?
12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?
13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?
14: Do you miss someone?
15: Have any pets?
16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?
17: Ever made out in the bathroom?
18: Are you scared of spiders?
19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?
21: What are your plans for this weekend?
22: Do you want to have kids? How many?
23: Do you have piercings? How many?
24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?
25: Do you miss anyone from your past?
26: What are you craving right now?
27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
28: Have you ever been cheated on?
29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
30: What’s irritating you right now?
31: Does somebody love you?
32: What is your favourite color?
33: Do you have trust issues?
34: Who/what was your last dream about?
35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?
36: Do you give out second chances too easily?
37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?
38: Is this year the best year of your life?
39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
51: Favourite food?
52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
54: Is cheating ever okay?
55: Are you mean?
56: How many people have you fist fought?
57: Do you believe in true love?
58: Favourite weather?
59: Do you like the snow?
60: Do you wanna get married?
61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
62: What makes you happy?
63: Would you change your name?
64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?
68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
69: Do you believe in soulmates?
70: Is there anyone you would die for?

🐍Crowley: Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes? What colour do they have?

🕊Aziraphale: Describe your clothing/fashion style.

🚲The Them: When was the last time you’ve laughed so hard your stomach hurt?

🧠Adam: Do you like the way that you grew up?

👴🏻Wensleydale: How old are you and how old do you mentally feel?


🤷🏽‍♀️Pepper: Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how?


🙎🏼‍♂️Brian: Do you like to spend time outdoors?

🐶Dog: Which name would you choose for a new pet? Why?

🏃🏻‍♂️Gabriel: Do you do/like sports?

🗡War: Name one thing that never fails to make you angry.

⚖️Famine: What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

👑Pollution: Name two things you find oddly beautiful.

💀Death: Who do you miss right now?

💥Armageddon: What is something you are not looking forward to?


🗣The Chattering Nuns: What thing could you talk about for hours?

👩🏾‍🏫Anathema: Does your name have a meaning?

🧙🏽‍♀️Agnes: What are you looking forward to in the next months?

🕵🏻‍♂️Newt: What would you like to be really good at?

👉🏻Sergeant Shadwell: What is a strange talent that you have?

🔮Madame Tracy: What’s your zodiac sign?

🦟Beelzebub: Which deadly sin do you easily fall for?

✍🏻Metatron: What does your handwriting look like (describe or post a picture)?

🤦🏽‍♀️Ineffable: Have you ever misunderstood the meaning of a word and used it in a completely wrong context?

Good stuff.

If you write a strong character, let them fail.

If you write a selfless hero, let them get mad at people.

If you write a cold-heated villain, let them cry.

If you write a brokenhearted victim, let them smile again.

If you write a bold leader, let them seek guidance.

If you write a confident genius, let them be wrong, or get stumped once in a while.

If you write a fighter or a warrior, let them lose a battle, but let them win the war.

If you write a character who loses everything, let them find something.

If you write a reluctant hero, give them a reason to join the fight.

If you write a gentle-hearted character who never stops smiling, let that smile fade and tears fall in shadows.

If you write a no one, make them a someone.

If you write a sibling, let them fight and bicker, but know that at the end of the day they’ll always have each other’s back.

If you write a character, make them more than just a character; give them depth, give them flaws and secrets, and give them life.