damn.

well, draw color card. draw until you get ourple

fuck.

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

i play a purple skip all into a purple 3.

damn well

purple 5

shit uh

orang 5

orang is an interesting choice

orange flip

lets see what happens

fool!

i play the wild card from specifically the pride deck

i choose blue, your turn.

shit

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

the hell

Keep reading

Who plays uno with only 2 people?

we do

fuck uhhhhhhh

i draw two, back to you.

lemmie count my hand real quick: 10

uhhh

draw

draw

draw

blue 8

i have 12 cards now... no blue...

currently at 9

blue 4

now it’s 8

haHA

green 4

11 cards now

FOOLISH FOOL!

I PLAY A GREEN DISCARD ALL, DISCARDING…

nothing.

i’m at 7.

ya know what

green skip

red skip

red skip

yellow skip

yellow skip

yellow reverse

yellow 2

4 cards left hehehe

wow, rude

anyway, yellow 7, hand over ya hand

what in hermes’ name is this hand

a mess

anyway yellow +2

5 remaining

uh

i draw two

6 cards left

i put down a yellow 4

4 left

i play the 4 of diamonds

5 left

oh uhhh

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

misprint joker phew

10 cards

ah shit uh lemme roll for that… …7, thank god

drawing 7, i guess.

12 cards, your turn.

you forgot to roll for color... ...dark white

uhm

draw

draw

draw

dra-

*Boom*

i drew the exploding kitten

i use a pair of scissors in my hand to defuse the exploding kitten

*cuts exploding kitten in half*

the scissors go on top of the card pile

and thats my turn

im at 12 cards now, how u shaping up

not much better

i’m gonna use the beer in my hand to remove the top card, which is the scissors.

i’ll then play pot of greed, allowing me to draw two cards

draw

draw

your turn

hmmmm

draw

draw

wild skip two from uno all wild, the color 17

i think its ur turn

13 cards remaining

uhhhhhhh

y’know what

i play the wild triforce card from the zelda uno, the color eggshell

your turn

12 cards left for meeeee

the color eggshell? damn

eggshell blue paint bucket

i gots 12 left now what can u do

ugh, i forgot paint bucket was in the deck

blue 4

11 cards left

green 4

take that

11 cards remaining

damn, i have to use my funny now…

i play a swamp, letting me tap for one black mana

in response to that, i play dark ritual, giving me three black mana

thus letting me cast gloom pangolin (does nothing)

your turn

8 cards left

aw man

i put down a trap card from muffin time

green 7, gimmie ur hand

damn.

well, draw color card. draw until you get ourple

fuck.

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

i play a purple skip all into a purple 3.

damn well

purple 5

shit uh

orang 5

orang is an interesting choice

orange flip

lets see what happens

fool!

i play the wild card from specifically the pride deck

i choose blue, your turn.

shit

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

the hell

Keep reading

Who plays uno with only 2 people?

we do

fuck uhhhhhhh

i draw two, back to you.

lemmie count my hand real quick: 10

uhhh

draw

draw

draw

blue 8

i have 12 cards now... no blue...

currently at 9

blue 4

now it’s 8

haHA

green 4

11 cards now

FOOLISH FOOL!

I PLAY A GREEN DISCARD ALL, DISCARDING…

nothing.

i’m at 7.

ya know what

green skip

red skip

red skip

yellow skip

yellow skip

yellow reverse

yellow 2

4 cards left hehehe

wow, rude

anyway, yellow 7, hand over ya hand

what in hermes’ name is this hand

a mess

anyway yellow +2

5 remaining

uh

i draw two

6 cards left

i put down a yellow 4

4 left

i play the 4 of diamonds

5 left

oh uhhh

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

draw

misprint joker phew

10 cards

ah shit uh lemme roll for that… …7, thank god

drawing 7, i guess.

12 cards, your turn.

you forgot to roll for color... ...dark white

uhm

draw

draw

draw

dra-

*Boom*

i drew the exploding kitten

i use a pair of scissors in my hand to defuse the exploding kitten

*cuts exploding kitten in half*

the scissors go on top of the card pile

and thats my turn

im at 12 cards now, how u shaping up

not much better

i’m gonna use the beer in my hand to remove the top card, which is the scissors.

i’ll then play pot of greed, allowing me to draw two cards

draw

draw

your turn

hmmmm

draw

draw

wild skip two from uno all wild, the color 17

i think its ur turn

13 cards remaining

uhhhhhhh

y’know what

i play the wild triforce card from the zelda uno, the color eggshell

your turn

12 cards left for meeeee

the color eggshell? damn

eggshell blue paint bucket

i gots 12 left now what can u do

ugh, i forgot paint bucket was in the deck

blue 4

11 cards left

green 4

take that

11 cards remaining

I refuse.

Keep it

Uhhhhhhhh

Hey @ashokad2 I hope you're cool with this

(PUNTS the SUN)

NONONONONO UHH

OW HOT HOT HOT UM

@grimp-heaper HERE TAKE IT WHILE I THINK OF SOMETHING

I have a plan

@blushybadboi quick don't look blind taste test eat this

*lick*

i dont like it its spicy

@confusedcalliope do you agree about it being spicy