you know how everyone grows up feeling like there’s something missing inside them? well it turns out something was missing the whole time. and yep. it’s the amulet
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She/her / 20-something / cringe is dead
you know how everyone grows up feeling like there’s something missing inside them? well it turns out something was missing the whole time. and yep. it’s the amulet
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I dont think anything on this earth tickles me so hard as how busted white people look in the yakuza franchise
its so dhsjdjfjxjfjgk
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Hooters is just an extremely American take on a maid cafe if you think about it
your not wrong but you shouldnt say it
This is incorrect. Hooters was founded in 1983, and the first permanent maid cafe, Cure Maid Cafe, was established in 2001. Maid cafe’s are an extremely Japanese take on Hooters.
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Anonymous asked:
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva Answer:
before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then
Being presented these two choices right next to each other makes me feel like I’m a character in a Jack Chick Tract or something.
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House is pregnant
good for him!!!!
it was a baby girl! what should he name her?
all VERY good suggestions!
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jury-rigged. even keel. by the board. three sheets to the wind. loose cannon. son of a gun. pipe down. taken aback.
Give me some leeway, hit the head, learning the ropes, the cat is out of the bag, get underway, the cut of your jib, true colors, hand over fist
under the weather, in the doldrums, long shot, toe the line, groggy, aloof, overhaul, mainstay, pooped, keel over, in the offing, give a wide berth, footloose, flying colors, press into service, shake a leg
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wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
a hoe never gets lyme disease
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