inland-delta:
“ Väinö Rouvinen, A cat, 1995
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the toilets been flushing almost hypnotically lately like it wants to take me somewhere

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The Man Upstairs

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

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Playing (Sonic) Unleashed Recompiled made me find out, that this game has cats. That LOAF!

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Decided to come back and take a look at them in day light (ft. smirking Sonic)

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CRIED BC OF THIS

if youre an angel i bet someone putting their hand through your halo feels good. like in a dizzy/brain fuzzy way. bonus points if its to pet your head

like what the fuck i'm not even regular horny i'm just like. some kind of weird estrogen horny where i need to swear fealty to someone. what is happening

they put a code of honor in my estrogen

oh you got the hrt for sword lesbians that turns you into a knight.

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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david-reinbacher

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dairy queen really will print anything you want on an ice cream cake btw

i was stoned outta my gourd when i picked this up at the store and i was so scared i was gonna drop the cake bc i couldn't stop Wheezing at the ifunny logo

The thing I’m learning is that the more you love, the more it can hurt you, but the more you love, the more it’s worth it.
So you can either be safe forever, or turn yourself into the kind of person who’d rather not be.

Which is sort of unfair when you think about it

If you care about something, anything that hurts it hurts you. But if you don’t care about something, it brings you no joy. Caring is suffering, and apathy is death. The only way to survive is to protect what you love, and to love as much as you can. And who among us asked for this? Who among the living came into this knowing our options? Nobody. But we still have to choose

*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

could i bum a sip of water


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Anonymous asked:

Any tips for being a suicidal 15 year old?

the-haiku-bot:

teaboot:

When I was a suicidal 15 year old everyone told me “it gets better”, and it sounded like bullshit. And frankly, it still sounds like bullshit.

Like oh, what, I’m living in hell and you’re not gonna help me or *do* anything or give me any useful advice and I’m supposed to just hang in there on the nebulous, pithy promise that things are just gonna work out on their own? And you can’t tell me how or why, I’m just supposed to take it on the faith that I don’t have that something might change in ways I haven’t considered?

But yeah. It does. And it’s frustrating as hell.

Yes, things are gonna get better, and they’re gonna get better in ways I can’t describe even after experiencing it myself. Things you don’t even know CAN be different WILL be different. One day you’re just going to step outside and realize things got better somewhere and you didn’t even notice it happening.

And there’s really nothing I can say that makes that sound even a little bit believable.

I guess all I can tell you is that you have to want to believe it.

I guess all I can

tell you is that you have to

want to believe it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.


asker portrait
Anonymous asked:

Any tips for being a suicidal 15 year old?

the-haiku-bot:

teaboot:

When I was a suicidal 15 year old everyone told me “it gets better”, and it sounded like bullshit. And frankly, it still sounds like bullshit.

Like oh, what, I’m living in hell and you’re not gonna help me or *do* anything or give me any useful advice and I’m supposed to just hang in there on the nebulous, pithy promise that things are just gonna work out on their own? And you can’t tell me how or why, I’m just supposed to take it on the faith that I don’t have that something might change in ways I haven’t considered?

But yeah. It does. And it’s frustrating as hell.

Yes, things are gonna get better, and they’re gonna get better in ways I can’t describe even after experiencing it myself. Things you don’t even know CAN be different WILL be different. One day you’re just going to step outside and realize things got better somewhere and you didn’t even notice it happening.

And there’s really nothing I can say that makes that sound even a little bit believable.

I guess all I can tell you is that you have to want to believe it.

I guess all I can

tell you is that you have to

want to believe it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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