Masterclass in darning

This is quantum physics in theory (incomprehensible unless you're a hardore math simp) but in practice it is Black Magic (you have to sell your soul and sabity in order to perform it).

btw @ everyone who can't wrap their heads around this, here's a longer video going into more detail about prepping the damaged area and mending/darning technique with actual explanations!

rb with this more detailed method which will make a more lasting mend.

i enter the shower. hours pass. i emerge from the shower, having mixed all of my soaps and scrubs and lotions and conditioners and shampoos and body washes together in the tub in precise alchemical quantities. i smell like 314 different herbs and spices. my hair will not need washing for the next 500 days. my skin has developed protective chitinous scales. i step out of the tub and immediately slip and fall on a stray puddle of mane 'n tail and sprain my pussy

can I interest anyone in some delicious Canyon Milk? 😋🍼

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whos gonna go on a quest with me to find the canyons tiddies?

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nb-nightwing

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

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One of the rare times where a comment section is delightful the moment I open it

Ive got elf methods hit my DM 5$

Read that as "elf menthols"

If you think youre getting elf menthols for 5 dollars youre off your fucking rocker kid

can i add you as a friend on surgery table

yea id throw rusty spikes and glass on the road for no reason

I have the special combination of “devoured chapter books as a child” syndrome + autism that makes me want to use the most accurate and precise language possible + long covid brain damage which means I frequently struggle to form coherent sentences out loud but I also use words like “ostensibly” in casual conversation

where were u when they invented spiders

i still remember the summer spiders came out

Doctor calls you with your bloodwork results and just says “I’m really mad at you” and then hangs up

It's kind of lining up with the claim, so far.

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