24 | she/her
It's a mixed bag, but every week is Azris Week around here
Chaos is BACK
Welcome to the Chaos!
Hey hey! You can call me Chaos! I mostly bop around reblogging things and intentionally driving my moots to the brink of madness. You can find my masterlist below.
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Xaden: WHO ATE MY CAKE?!
Xaden: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Violet: I did?
Xaden: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating nearly enough lately Violet.
Xaden: *walks away*
Violet:
Violet: He’s gone Ridoc.
Ridoc, coming out the closet with chocolate all over his face with and cake filling his mouth: Twankh uh!
So anyway not to be inexcusably horny on main but um. Do we talk about Eris enough? I fear we do not. Remember how, especially in ACOWAR & ACOSF, SJM makes it a point to remind us Beron is the oldest, longest reigning High Lord? The most cruel one? A threat people have been trying to eliminate for centuries, if not more? Arguably, apart from Rhysand, Beron is the most powerful High Lord in Prythian, and even Rhysand approaches the idea of killing him with caution.
ANYWAY. I was skimming through WAR--
HIS VOICE WAS LOW WITH WARNING jesus christ -- Eris "Sit The Fuck Down" Vanserra vs Beron "Yes Son I'm Sat" Vanserra has got to be one of my favorite scenes in this book. Suddenly I'm remembering Eris is a direct result of two of the canonically most powerful bloodlines in Autumn and I CANNOT be chill about it. We have so many hints in that book that Eris is holding back and waiting for the right moment to strike and I can't help but wonder -- just how much of his power have we seen yet? And then there's this:
I'm going to ignore Azriel's obvious "The only thing I want to be facing is Eris's mattress" agenda for a moment here and focus on another thing -- the entire NC already considers Eris a threat. They already think he's dangerous enough that it's better to have him as their brother's boyfriend an ally than an enemy. Because what happens when he inevitably succeeds in killing Beron and becomes a HL himself? What happens when he no longer has to hide just how powerful he is so that Beron doesn't suspect a thing?
I'm not saying anything that hasn't already been said in this fandom but I never promised to be anything but horny here. I just think Eris "leave it to those who know how to play the game," Eris, who Beron himself is secretly afraid of, needs a little more screen time so I can respond appropriately (bang my head against the wall)
@ablogofsapphicpanic THIS DOESN'T DESERVE TO STAY HIDDEN IN THE COMMENTS
don’t cry okay? cheese tortellini ♥️
everyone who reblogs this i’m putting one (1) singular cheese tortellini in ur pocket
now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself
"yes but depictions of (morally questionable thing) are only okay if its punished in the story" thats the hays code. you just reinvented the hays code
alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.
here
so for some reason you have all crucified her
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Today, I accidentally put myself in a Situation where I had to explain the Nyxlin WIP to someone. How do I explain to a person (who is in some authority over me for reasons) that I 1) locked them in a wine cellar, 2) got one of them drunk, 3) they should never ever be in the same room ever ever ever but I put them there, AND 4) all of this is a setup for romance??? And that's just the first (already published) chapter??? Like ??????
Then how do I explain that when one of them leaves and is drunk and is pining (he doesn't know it) (he should know it) and he is terribly, horribly sad, yet this is a Good Thing? He has to come to terms with feelings (yes, the bad ones too) in order to realize what he wants?? And desires? And, according to our fated universe, deserves?? WHAT THEN???
But no, what I said was "I stuck two characters who should never ever have met in a room together to see what would happen" because I could not tell this cynical asshole that I was writing romance okay byeeee.
Rhysand: Part of the Azriel allure is number one, he's very attractive-
Rhysand: But number two, he's got this mystique
Rhysand: He's mysterious.
Rhysand: He doesn't look you in the eyes when he talks to you.
Feyre: That's not mystique. That's autism.
Rhysand: Okay.
Rhysand: That's true.
Rhysand: But... but it's hot.
Me and Azriel 🤝 Autism
