Chair of Chaos (Posts tagged lol)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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pangur-and-grim

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

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so for some reason you have all crucified her

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oh my god lol straightupchaos
chairofchaos

Anonymous asked:

30, 52, or 58

Nyxlin because my gods that first part has me full sold on them

Please!

chairofchaos answered:

The Wine Cellar

Pairing: Nyx Archeron x Tamlin
Summary: In which Nyxlin get stuck in a wine cellar.
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 2.4k
Warnings: There’s drinking. Because wine cellar. Nothing else that I can think of!
A/N: Shoutout to @thrumbolt who enthusiastically informed me the proper ship name is NYXLIN. Also, this was supposed to be a drabble, but it turned into 2.4k so fast. It is connected to the Nyxlin drabble “Banned from Bed” if you’re interested! Linked in my masterlist under ACOTAR>Drabble
s! <3 Prompt 58: being locked in a small space

As soon as Tamlin stepped to the second step, the heavy door slammed behind him. “No, no, no, no.”

“Lord Tamlin?”

The voice came from total darkness. Tamlin shifted his eyes quickly into the eyes of an owl so that he could see down the stairs more clearly.

Nyx. He was locked in a wine cellar with Nyx Archeron. To Nyx’s credit, he looked absolutely petrified to be facing his mother’s ex-lover in Thesan’s wine cellar. 

“Nyx?”

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Nyxlin Nyx x Tamlin Tamlin x nyx fictionalchaos Reblogging bc I’m messy lol as always: straightupchaos
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thatdisasterauthor

Sometimes when doing writing research you find a little factoid that isn’t right for tormenting YOUR blorbos, but it is PERFECT for tormenting a friend’s blorbos so you just drop the fact on their doorstep like a demented little present.

gallusrostromegalus

"I found something to hurt the little guys in your head <3" is SUCH a wonderful expression of friendship.

chairofchaos

@dusk-muse us core 💛💛

lol chaos at dusk for funsies
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dusk-muse

That feeling of satisfaction when a moot reads a book that’s been driving you insane>>>>

chairofchaos

Dusk. I bought OS to share this with you so like. Yes. Yes.

dusk-muse

WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT VISIBLE JUDGEMENT. I SOBBED MYSELF TO SLEEP. IT GOT ME SO BAD I BLABBED ABOUT IT TO MY FRIEND A WEEK LATER. SHE JUDGED ME.


We may be miserable but we are happy.

chairofchaos

We may be miserable but we are happy.

I love you too bb onyx storm onyx storm vibes onyx storm got us bad I’m crying about the ending again bye lol
bookwyrminspiration
bookwyrminspiration

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

you can only write about death so much before you have to confront the fact that your hyperfixion on it is a reflection of you and your unhealthy connection to death as access to the divine just fyi creative writing lol straightupchaos
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nightsandrewrites

Azriel is for the girls who want to be tied up for their pleasure. Eris is for the girls who want to be tied up for his.

Azriel wants to pin you down with silky shadows while going to his knees before burying himself between your legs with soft nips and sucks.

Eris wants to see you begging on your knees while warm flames tie your wrists behind your back before he slides his length over your tongue and down your throat.

so. what happens when they both tie you up cause lol <- CAS SAID IT BEST azriel x reader eris x reader smut eris acotar azriel acotar azriel shadowsinger eris vanserra eris vandaddy chaosinthequeue straightupchaos