seventeen - attacca
Spring Fling - Jake ‘Hangman’ Seresin x Reader (Part Five) (18+) / Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four
Summary: You should have known the ‘no refunds’ detail on the website for Spring Fling was a red flag. But you paid no mind to it, eager to be assigned a quick fuck for spring break. When the man that walks through your cabin door is none other than Jake 'Hangman’ Seresin, your wildly infuriating fellow pilot, you have two choices: bicker the entire time and have a miserable spring break, or fuck.
Contents/Warnings: smut, minors dni. fem!reader, pilot!reader, enemies/rivals to lovers, lots and lots of arguing, could these two people be any less cooperative, sex seven ways to sunday and then some, seriously like so much smut it’ll make your eyes bleed, makeouts, rough sex, oral (m+f receiving), penetrative sex, will add as i post
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A/N: Thank you all for waiting for this chapter! I know it took me longer to finish this one than it did the others but it’s the longest chapter so far, and I also had a lot of major life events go down in the time between this chapter and last. I appreciate each and every single one of you who stayed patient with me, and I hope that this chapter and that the rest to come are worth the wait :) <3
feedback is greatly appreciated! comment, reblog, talk in the tags, send me a message, tell me what you think!
Today I had three preteens come into the women’s restroom while I was peeing and one of them yelled “OMG SOMEONE IS TINKLING” and I wanted to chuck my phone at her when I came out of the stall
piss louder and harder to assert dominance
MEI, you crochet?! 😃 What all have you crocheted till now?
Also, the 2 large reusable bags is far too relatable. I recently dumped everything into 1 large bag that is close to spilling over
i’ve crocheted everything under the sun love, i don’t think i could name everything if i tried. i definitely make a lot of flowers and then i assemble bouquets for people, and i’ve made a lot of bags. i’m trying to get more into amigurumi rn (specifically with standard weight yarn because I’ve mostly used plush in the past) but i’ve made a handful of stuffed animals already. amigurumi isn’t my typical project but i’ve definitely stocked my bed with a billion stuffed animals
I miss aotc!obi-wan. God forbid I was a senior padawan when he had that mullet I would have been all over him
Customer scolded me today because her card declined. My bad queen I forgot I stole all of your money before you came to my register
Working where I work makes me crave a cigarette on every break I take (I’ve never smoked a day in my life)
hate a hall monitor that fact checks ppls smut like “well actually squirt smells so bad ☝️” fact check these nuts
it will never cease to trouble me that every time i write something for my college classes, i have to wonder if i should really go through with using things like an em dash or a semicolon because my professors might get suspicious that i’m using ai to write my essays. just submitted one and one of the criteria for grading is that it can’t sound too ‘chatgpt-like’. what does that mean. you’re going to grade me based on a vibe?? how am i supposed to ensure that my authentic work isn’t mistaken for some computer-generated slop just because i put 3 hyphens together. I should not have to downgrade the quality and intricacy of my work just in case someone thinks only computers are capable of quality and intricacy.
I feel like if you read the grisha verse books you’d really love Nikolai Lantsov
You might’ve already but if you haven’t you should he’s so silly😝
i’m either halfway through the second one or i finished it already (i think i finished it???) but i took a break to read some other novels outside of the grishaverse and never came back to it. i remember liking him though he was one of my faves