The Dice that resides within the Can ,

For it shall be rolled and in rolling determine our fates.

valkyrien:

stuffandatherstuff:

harbinger5581:

brmanso27:

Humans are awesome

Alien 1: “So you see, this is why we do not provoke the humans.”

Alien 2: “Yes, this is an insightful battle simulation training recording.”

Alien 1: “You misunderstand. The humans are not battle training. They are doing those things for entertainment only. For fun.”

Alien 2: “…What?… for entertain… Even the human young?!”

Alien 1: “Yes.”

Alien 2: “I… I understand now.”

This is awsome holy fuck

@asthebelltolls

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singerin:

darkwizardtheorist:

elodieunderglass:

findingfeather:

swaglexander-the-great:

betterbemeta:

cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn’t talk.

He didn’t want to talk to you.

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Uh.

Point of order.

King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like “wait why are we stopping?” when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.

This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.

King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.

He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties

But he didn’t need to - his rule was stable, after all.

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themarchrabbit:

sugarcube-stillabookworm:

sugarcube-stillabookworm:

sugarcube-stillabookworm:

nothing will ever live up to the moment when after devouring over 250 pages deeply immersed in the characters and story and after the emotions of the proposal I reached the very end of the letter that turns everything on its head only to find out that Mr Darcy’s name is Fitzwilliam

how could i forget to mention that this also comes shortly after meeting his cousin whose surname is also fitzwilliam

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thank you so much for telling me this precious piece of information which i have now permanently integrated into my p&p belief system

@hazel-athena this feels like a very targeted reblog.

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pesky–dust:

Tbh, every single time it crackes me up, how this is literally the only time Gideon saw Hannibal and Will together:

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and yet he worked Hannibal out so well to be so sassy to tell Hannibal this next time they were alone:

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Hannibal, you aren’t slick at all.

AND THE FACT THAT THE PART “IF ONLY THAT COMPANY COULD BE WILL GRAHAM” WASN’T SCRIPTED AT ALL???

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fuzzysoapwater asked:

Have you ever been to the wedding of a couple that is now divorced?

yesornopolls:

Have you ever been to the wedding of a couple that is now divorced?

Yes

No

staff:

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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nyxfaei:

nyxfaei:

Imagine a fluffy unicorn that’s bred for its wool like a sheep- once or twice a year it has to get shorn and the shearer just has to awkwardly flop and position the unicorn around without getting stabbed. Perhaps they cover the horn with a protective pool noodle

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Do you see my vision???

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