Was looking for a book today when I saw these various animal books all on the same shelf and noticed their titles made a nice little impromptu poem about veterinary medicine
Nobody has mentioned this but I am so glad you did! Iโve never heard of spine poetry and I love the concept. I found these titles at a used bookstore that stacks books pretty freely so I will most definitely be scanning the spines for poetry every time I go
biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning
time for people to do the funniest thing ever
Reblog to curse OP with ten thousand notes
It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.
Look how many people hate him. Iโm pretty damn happy about that ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Iโve never reblogged something so fast
"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"
everyone is correct in that i missed a crucial option 3. i'm into that actually
4. Please consider some internal exploration of why you "recognized" this as fetish content.
Devils sacrament?!
5. All content on the internet is fetish content if you believe in yourself.
BEHOLD!
Fetish content!
literally, due to rocks. they got rocks in them
april 2, 2025
Tonyโs Chocolonely Inc., a New York, New York Corporation, is voluntarily recalling seven lots of Tonyโs brand Dark Almond Sea Salt Bar (6.35oz); and Everything Bar (6.35oz) because the product may contain small stones. The products were distributed nationwide and sold in the United States via retail stores and www.tonyschocolonely.com; distribution of the products began February 7, 2025 and ended March 24, 2025.
emphasis mine.
this recall only affects some lots of the dark almond sea salt bar and the everything bar, due to the rock problem. they were distributed nationwide in stores and on the internet. I included their pictures at the top.
I am not able to format a table for tumblr, so check that recall link for the specific lot codes and expiration dates.
The recall was initiated following 12 reports of consumers finding small stones in the product not filtered during third-party almond harvesting and the almond processing process. All complaints occurred outside of the United States and Canada, and no injuries were reported.
they found rocks after there were 12 reports that said hey. there are rocks in this. this can easily lead to dental problems if someone tries to bite full force on a rock and breaks a tooth or otherwise injures their mouth. dental infections can eventually become life-threatening even in people who are young and otherwise healthy. so it is a good thing nobody apparently ate the rocks yet. or at least, nobody got injured while potentially eating rocks. yet
If you have purchased one of the affected products with the specified lot codes and have not yet consumed it, you are advised not to eat the product. Please return the product to the store of purchase for a refund or replacement or dispose of the product. Please consult the following webpage to confirm how to identify the lot code and claim a refund or replacement in your market: https://us.tonyschocolonely.com/pages/recall-fo-intl-0325
emphasis mine.
please do not the rocks. thank you
When a fic doesnโt fit my head canons but itโs well-written
file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
If my mutuals canโt rb this then we canโt be mutuals
the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what โzigazig ahhโ is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
What if MC was in an awkward situation when they got summoned to Devildom? I mean for all we know they could have been in the shower, getting some D, brushing their teeth, getting married?
MC, naked: ...
Diavolo: Welcome to the devildom!! I hope you--
MC: You. Red coat. Hand it over.
Diavolo, already taking it off: Well if you insist. Lucifer, I like this one!
MC: *naked*
Asmo *wide eyed*: oh my goodness, we summoned the Eve!
MC: what theโ
MC: IโM NOT EVE. YOU SUMMONED ME WHEN I WAS IN THE SHOWER, BOY!
Lmao ๐๐
Mc, in a wedding dress: ???
Diavolo: Welcome to Devildom!
Brothers: *eyeing Mc and the dress*
Mc: ... What the actual fuck?!
MC, dressed as a dominatrix in a black latex cat suit and holding a whip
Brothers and Diavolo: *eyes wide and mouths hanging open*
MC: Ok, whoโs first?
Asmo, Mammon and Diavolo: *wrestling and fighting like itโs WWE Smackdown*
Diavolo: IโM KING, I GET TO GO FIRST!
Mc: *in the middle of the confession* Forgive me, Father, for I have...
Diavolo: *teleports her to Devildom*
Mc: ...sinned?
Simeon: I like this one
MC *stomach gurgling*: oh man I must have eaten something dodgy earlier, maybe if I justโ
*suddenly gets summoned to devildom*
MC: *farts*
Everyone:...
Asmo: ew, sheโs gross.
MC: *Was just stabbed*
Diavolo: *summons her*
MC: I figured I was going to hell but dammit I died that fast!
Everyone: *shocked*
Diavolo: ....welcome to the devildom
*MC arguing with someone*
MC *walking away*: Iโll see you in hell!
MC: *suddenly gets summoned to Devildom*
Diavolo *smiling*: hello, MC.
MC: the fuck
Saw someone mentioned this thread in my asks so Iโve managed to find it/reblog in hopes that it may make a new wave of fans laugh like it did us back in the day (Iโm saying this like Iโm an old person reminiscing)
did you know that you can just not say something if you're white. you can just not talk. its okay. you dont have to write a paragraph worth of tags justifying why the reason you don't like rap 'isn't racist'. you dont have to apologize for being white. you can just not say anything and save yourself the humiliation. its alright. please take your hands off the keyboard
Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.
At this point, I'm willing to hear Pinky's platform.
honestly we used to have hard rock but now all we have is metal. what happened
why do i even bother
