i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

the smuckling smumbler

Oh hey, another dipshit went to The Island Where They Kill You.

This one's not a missionary, apparently (I know, I was surprised too) but apparently a "danger tourist" who was filming himself.

Frankly I think he should go to forever prison, because he could have killed them all by exposing them to diseases they have no immunity to. Which is WHY IT'S ILLEGAL TO GO THERE.

He's just celebrating Columbus Day in the traditional fashion: going abroad and spreading diseases in places he has no fucking business being.

is this anything

bill cmon man this is getting embarrassing

Stock Fright

This is the worst stock week in either of Trump's terms. He'll want to blame someone else, but that does not change the facts. This week I lost several thousands of dollars myself and my 401K is at stake too! The stress has me eating the wrong things again...ARGH! More context in this video: The ridiculous real story behind the tariff plan that turned Donald Trump into a global disaster

Source: Stock Fright

He could smell something suspicious was brewing

therapys going great

quick linguistic history lesson. the term “woke” originates from african american communities to describe being “awake and aware” of the current sociopolitical climate. this term has been used since at least the 1930s. it wasnt until 2014 during the ferguson protests that the term entered the wider vernacular. mainly as a result of black twitter. and as is common with many things coined by the black community. it was repeated and commercialized to death to the point where now most people only using it mockingly. including people on the left. the point is. “woke” is not a bad word. the alt right wants it to be one.

"I could play him like a fiddle" they say in unison

O ye of little face

AMEN 🙌

They got tired of the drama and eloped... together...

freak Pines

where tf you paying 2k rent lmao? i'm not even making that much

wait.why does it only have one head?

are you fucking with me

I treat this like my own jeremy renner app

you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you've paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers