Paddy jokes

Two Irishman, Mick and Paddy were walking home from the pub after drinking late one night. Mick says to Paddy, “I can’t be bothered to walk all that way.” “I know,” says Paddy, “But we’ve no money for a cab and we’ve missed the last bus home.” “We could steal a bus from the depot,” Mick...

Paddy And Mick Were Both Laid Off. -

I have heard some great Irish jokes in the past but this is certainly the best Irish joke that I have heard in a long time. Great Paddy joke

Get the paddy started with these funny one-liners, corny puns and knock-knock jokes.

Paddy Hates His Wife’s Cat. –

A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem and so gave him a...

Seated in the Yankee Stadium bleachers, he watched as a man swung a stick, hit a ball and started toward a white bag down the line. Everyone stood up and yelled, “Run, run!” Then a second guy came up to the plate, whacked the ball and started down toward the white bag. Everyone stood up...