centaurself:

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

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source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

the-trash-eating-llama:

that-weird-art-girl-deactivated:

pogasm:

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Always get the itemized list, babes. ALWAYS.

Not just for medical either. Ever got smacked with a huge ass fee for “damages” when you move out of an apartment that not just eats your security deposit but tries to take an arm and a leg as well.

Ask for the itemized list, you will be surprised how fast they come back with a “huh, that’s weird, I can’t seem to find where these damages are coming from” and let that shit go.

People WILL try to screw you on all kinds of routine and mundane shit. Don’t let them.

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shamebats:

themathomhouse:

okay but if you ever see a male creative who had a string of great work and then everything else he did was dogshit, go to the “personal life” part of his wikipedia and look at his relationships. you’ll either find a major tragedy he didn’t recover from (completely understandable) or, more likely, there was a woman in his life doing uncredited shit editing his stuff or contributing generally and she’s not there anymore.

I told a friend about this phenomenon in literature and he called me weeks later like, I remembered what you said about women doing uncredited work when tim burton came up. he made a string of bangers then everything else just was nowhere near as good. the timeline matches perfectly to when he was with this german visual artist (lena gieseke). he’s done some good work in collaboration, but if things were dug into I suspect we would find she did a lot more than people realise.

so yeah whenever you look around like wow women didn’t work in history, or, women aren’t auteurs, or, there just aren’t as many great female writers - societal reasons for that aside, half the time they absolutely did.

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Hell yeah

circusheart:

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said “awh that’s propah” while I ate his ass

valtsv:

valtsv:

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to “if the ocean doesn’t like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍”

An edited tumblr post originally made by @queensparklekitten which says "'oh no we're all doomed by the sea' maybe you are. i'm the ocean's favorite." followed by a self reblog comment which says "update: turns out this is not a good thing for me". The entire screenshot has been filtered through an effect which makes it appear as if it's underwater.ALT
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