I AM GROOT GOT DETHRONED AS MOST KUDOSED FIC ON AO3 WHAT THE FUCK
PUT IT BACK RIGHT NOW SO HELP ME GOD I DID NOT SPEND 30 SECONDS WRITING THAT FIC FOR THIS TO HAPPEN
Bee Movie (2007) dir. Simon J. Smith & Steve Hickner
X-Men: First Class (2011) dir. Matthew Vaughn
(via child-of-crows)
idk who needs to hear this but it goes in the microwave for 2 and a half minutes, 9 minutes in an air fryer, and 16 minutes in the oven.
i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”
(via shitboy96)
going to therapy just moves you out of the zones where the mobs are too low level to offer any xp and puts you into a zone where you can actually ding
going to therapy just moves you out of the zones where the mobs are too low level to offer any xp and puts you into a zone where you can actually ding
caveman rizz must’ve been like “you come back to my cave? me live beside Deep Hole In Ground. you know, Big Tree That Fell Over? yeah me kinda rich. me have two cave paintings from Banksy. me buy for three sticks. gated community.”
(via waluigiapologist)
Everyone be careful ok
(via pepsidaenby)
U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping
what you fail to take into account is he’s been stuck on tatooine for 19 years and so he has specific and very personal beef with each and every creature in that cantina
(via child-of-crows)
abstract art is NOT art. *kinda does a cartwheel but my legs don’t go all the way vertically * THAT was art.
she ed on my edd til i eddy
twink priests at a funeral be like “ashes to ashes, dust to dust, hot to go,”