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(as) dry as a nun's cunt

vulgar slang "Cunt" is a highly offensive slang term for the female genitals. Primarily heard in Australia.

1. Extremely dry or arid.

2. Extremely thirsty.

(as) dry as a nun's nasty

vulgar slang "Nasty" is used here as a slang term for the vagina. Primarily heard in Australia.

1. Extremely dry or arid. I hope it rains soon. My fields have been dry as a nun's nasty lately. Man, it is as dry as a nun's nasty out there today—not a bit of humidity in the air.

2. Extremely thirsty. Can I get some water? I'm dry as a nun's nasty. Whew, you get as dry as a nun's nasty after working out in that sun all day! Come on, let's go to the pub for a pint.

as useful as tits on a nun

vulgar slang Utterly ineffectual, worthless, or unnecessary. Primarily heard in Australia. This umbrella is stuck inside out, so it's about as useful as tits on a nun at the moment. I know next to nothing about computers, so I'd be about as useful as tits on a nun trying to figure out what's wrong with your laptop. Until the power comes back on, all those microwaveable meals we got are about as useful as tits on a nun.

as useless as tits on a nun

vulgar slang Ineffectual; pointless. This umbrella is stuck inside out, so it's about as useless as tits on a nun. I'm as useless as tits on a nun when it comes to figuring out computer problems. Until the power comes back on, all those microwaveable meals we got are about as useless as tits on a nun.

Covent Garden nun

obsolete A promiscuous woman, often a prostitute. Those Covent Garden nuns will have nowhere to turn when they're released, so they'll most likely will end up back on the streets again. Someone needs to tell young Reginald that a woman with a reputation as a Covent Garden nun has no place being brought into this celebrated family. I'm a happily married man—I have no interest in becoming involved with a Covent Garden nun.