patronsaintofdirtyfilthylovers:

First of all, I’m not sure how a table managed to fail so catastrophically

I mean, it literally exploded.

Second, look at this smug piece of shit not giving a fuck.

Just gunna lay here with my fuckmothering coffee

nbd

adulthoodisokay:

cparvum:

just-shower-thoughts:

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

This thing needs a goddamn warning sign

don’t fuck me up like this

d-wheel:

reptiliannes:

whenever authors describe someone’s skin as being “milky white” it always makes me want to read a book where someone’s skin is described as being, “chocolate milky brown.” in fact i want everything described to me in terms of milk. “it was cold. cold like a cold glass of milk.”

“the floor was wet, like someone had just spilled milk all over it.”

“it looked like a glass of milk, because it was.”

a novel by Yusei Fudo

unfortunatebutler:

look at this 80s glam naruto extra

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

fckthestate:

bonsaibabe:

i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition

this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books

alpha-centauri:

mall-goths:

chelsssssssssea:

mall-goths:

dudes in their 20s who try to talk to high school girls are losers

girls please think about why these guys cant get girls their own age please. its not because they’re sweet or misunderstood, its because they’re damn loser scumbag babies who cant attract anyone who knows better.

Say it again for the people in the back

Dudes in their 20s go for high school girls because it sets up a power imbalance, AND THEY KNOW IT. They 100% know it. There is a fucking reason adult women won’t go near them. Protect highschool girls.

kendralynora:

stop turning male/female platonic friendships into romances in television and film 2015