Same applies to me an’ my blog!

SAME HERE, WE RESPECT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

give battinson a robin and have it be stephanie brown

I will work on it, It shall be done most likely by this Saturday. I have some homework to do first but I'll start it after that trust. It'll probably be traditional but I'll maybe make it digital at some point and tag you. :p

This will be revelationary.

I have finished... uhm here I made it a little silly

He's a little lost

Ignore the hands I can't draw them but uhm here you go please enjoy I tried my best and have literally never drawn anyone pregnant before.

inspired by the beautiful variant cover by stephen byrne

inspired by the beautiful variant cover by stephen byrne

I will work on it, It shall be done most likely by this Saturday. I have some homework to do first but I'll start it after that trust. It'll probably be traditional but I'll maybe make it digital at some point and tag you. :p

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

Nice try fuckers.

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

Wtf? 😨

youre not doing a good job at keeping information alive if you’re not even gonna mention the cop’s name:

Lieutenant John Pike

I was like “What’s his name again?”

Anyway, yeah. Fuck you, John.

i love throwing other peoples money down the drain especially in this case

I. Was pepper sprayed. When I was. Around eight.

F#&%@ the police, and also I he John Pike gets period cramps for the rest of his life without any logical explanation.

crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

feeling called out today

credit: _ADWills

But if I don't use the— the thing then they'll read it incorrectly... THE DOTS SYMBOLIZE A TRAIL OFF, NOT AN END, AND COMAS ARE A SPEED BUMP, SOMETIMES THE SENTENCE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO JUST END!! NOBODY GETS THIS!!

Goodluck Pikachu

i don’t think people who don’t read comics/mostly read wfa understand how much of a dweeb tim drake actually is because he was supposed to be a Good Role Model For Tween Boys in the 90s. one time he found out his roommate at boarding school was an alcoholic so he poured all his alcohol down the drain instead of just ignoring it like a normal person. his girlfriend wanted to have sex with him and instead of just saying “i’m not ready” he launched into a monologue about how “making love is like opening a door” and he “isn’t ready to open that door yet” because they “might have adult feelings for each other, but [they’re] still just kids.” 90s tim was the type of kid to remind the teacher to assign homework. he somehow got mad bitches even though everyone highkey thought he was weird. in one panel of one issue he randomly said he had to be “vewwy quiet” and never spoke like that again. he canonically plays dungeons and dragons (or the fictional dc equivalent). the money his dad left him after he died wasn’t even a lot because his dad went bankrupt shortly before his death. like it was a substantial amount but not enough to make him rich. i cannot stress enough that tim was SUCH a Regular Guy TM and constantly worried about not standing out. he purposefully did bad at sports and pretended to be winded in gym class so people wouldn’t suspect anything. like he wouldn’t even try and be average, he would purposefully almost fail. he is not a cool rich skater kid guys he’s such a dork

this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

wanna make this clear <3

In case some of my reposts don’t show my stance…This one should definitely.

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

I love fanfic so so so much.

Canon: Am I joke to you?

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.

I wasn’t going to reblog then the last line killed me.

If I don’t reblog this. assume I’m dead and avenge my death.

Canon: So yeah, it’s one sided

Fanon: Yeah, One Sided but make it Mutual

Canon: So yeah, it was Mutual

Fanfic: For all three of them

Canon: So they all live in three walls and there’s regular death

Fanfic: Zombie apocalypse and eVEN MORE DEATH BUT WITH FEELINGS

Canon: I shall traumatise main characher af

Fic: not enough, I can do it even better!

Canon: And they never considered on another brothers. They hated on another. They were brothers by law, but not by bonds or blood…

Fanfic: And they platonically cuddled and swore to be brothers for forever! :D

Dc characters as things me and my friends have said bc we are mentally stable (This is Pluto's fault)

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Steph, 15 years old: ok wait if I die before August

Tim: Please don't-

Steph: wait wait- if I die before August it'll be a funny reference

Tim: I'll put a crowbar on your grave

Tim: and a Joker card

Steph: If you put a Joker card on my grave I'll haunt you

Tim: I've watched Supernatural I know how to deal with ghosts!

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Roy: You're literally the funniest person ever cuz you were there when comedy was conceived

Jason: WHAT

Roy: You were there at the conception

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Jason: pookie why are you tweaking about Dick Grayson in the year of our lord and savior [redacted]

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Tim: Off topic but my ribs hurt lol

Kon: TAKE OFF YOUR BINDER

Tim: I'M NOT WEARING ONE

Kon: POP AN ADVIL POOK

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Tim: On my third cup of caffeine and it’s only 9 am this is like a new record for me.

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Jason pre-robin: Yeah I was smoking on the roof last night-

Dick: YOU DID WHAT

Jason: It's not like it's dangerous

Dick: -_-

Dick: I'm gonna kill you one day I swear to god Jason.