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An absolute mess of fandoms and occasional real life, early 20s | header: nutlas | icon: illustraice
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Reblogged euniexenoblade
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ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

  1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)
  2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:
  3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."
  4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"
  5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*
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Reblogged official-kircheis
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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

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Reblogged elodieunderglass
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Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

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Reblogged official-kircheis
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feel like it's not well internalized generally that 'nothing ever happens' is a result of the grand strategy objectives of liberal maritime powers. a lot of things actually have to be going right for nothing to ever happen.

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Reblogged pitviperofdoom
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horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

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Reblogged official-megumin
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I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal

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"patron saint" stop using catholic figures in a blasphemous way! it's disrespectful to catholics.

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youve made me very happy by saying this

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you...enjoy being disrespectful to catholics?

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