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(づ｡⁀ ◡ ⁀｡)づ

@venusaurphobia / venusaurphobia.tumblr.com

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*calls employer after job interview*

me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*

employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else

me: is it my pussy stink or…..?

#foundational
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I didn't even post a caption with that bird. I was just like "neat, a raven wearing sunglasses" and then everyone did all that. I remember thinking it was annoying even in 2012, and people are still reblogging it like "#THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR"

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