can you keep a secret?

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kkusuka

john price is a good man.

you can see it in the way he smiles as he orders his tea- everyday at 6:12am, herbal with two sugars- and as he stifles a laugh at the pun you leave on the side of his steaming cup- something about goldfish in a tank because you know he was military at some point- and he always, always, pours his change into the tip jar after you refuse to pocket the $50 he tries to hand you- he doesn’t push because your manager is right there and he can’t get his favorite barista in trouble.

and he is usually the only person in the shop that early- he knows that it picks up around seven so he makes sure he’s there before that- and he’s always up to talk about whatever you want to babble about as his drink steeps.

the new minecraft update and how you cried over it like you aren’t a grown adult. ( ‘it’s embarrassing, crying over a mob in a video game that i’ve been plating since middle school. i am a grown adult, i should be crying over rent or taxes or something.
'i’d rather you not cry about anything, sweetheart’).

how your roommate keeps leaving dishes in the sink and how it annoys you so much but you refuse to say anything about it. ('and i feel bad because we really get along and it’s just this one thing that gets me but-’
'but nothin’ sweetheart.’ the you deserve to be taken care of, no chores, no worries goes unsaid)

how your manager makes you open and close the shop all alone even when he makes more than you. (that dick, john can make sure that you don’t have to worry about mornings at least, he’ll be there. you don’t have to worry about nights either, he’ll get simon and johnny on it)

how your hourly wage just isn’t cutting it anymore and you might have to find a second job to stay afloat. ('it’s just a lot you know? i feel like i’m always fighting to keep my head above water.’
'you ever need help with anything you come to me, yeah sweetheart?’ and you have no idea how much he means it.)

and eventually you have to seek him out. you got fired, your dick of a manager citing unprofessionalism and the company moving in another direction (it has nothing to do with the visit he got from that motherfucker in the cap with the union jack plastered on the front and some scot. but it really is his fault, john wouldn’t have to do any of this if that snake would just treat you right). he doesn’t even let you work your last day, just tells you to pack your locker and your check will be deposited next week.

john price is a good man and you know that because he gets you that second job. “bein’ a barista is just like bein’ a bartender. you’ll be great sweetheart.”

it’s his bar you learn, just something small he and his colleagues bought after retiring from the SAS. you start working about four years, on the dot, after opening day- the man, kyle, says as he showed you around the building. he was your co-bartender, and johnny was some kind of chef for the minimal amount of food they served, and simon was security- whenever he was there anyway.

john mostly stayed in his office, save for the slower afternoon hours when he would join the four of you in your everlasting game of cards. (you’ve lost and you know it but they feel bad setting it into stone, so the game continues. kyle’ll find a way to make johnny lose so you don’t feel bad)

working at the bar was probably the best thing that happened to you in a long time. (best thing to happen to john too, but fucking your employee weeks after hiring them is bad business)

and to their credit, they keep you away from whatever side gig they have going on but you never feel out of place. (you don’t question them when they randomly disappear in the middle of the week then come back at closing, brushing right past you into the back offices. you look past the blood, if there was an issue they would let you know).

that is until you get followed home by one of the regulars- it really was a one time thing, your car was in the shop and the walk isn’t all that far in the daylight- and the only person you could think to call was your boss. john didn’t leave the bar until the sun came out so you knew he wouldn’t be asleep, and he told you to call him if you were ever in trouble and this was the closest you could get.

it took him less than five minutes to get to you and even less time to convince you that living so far was dangerous and that you could come stay with him until you found a nicer place. (you never question how he already had clothes in your size, or the exact hygiene products you had back in your old apartment.) but you let him guide you into his room, into his bed as he promises he’ll make up the guest room another day. and you just let him hold you.

you don’t question how you never see the man again. you don’t look twice as his name flashes across the tv screen and you don’t think too far into his disappearance.

john price is not a good man, but you don’t need to know that.

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that lady that punched that pro lifer loser in nyc, free her! i’m so tired of conservative leaning losers spewing out hatred bullshit and not getting rocked in their jaw. like if you can spew hate and rage bait, at least know how to back it up when someone rock you in your shit.

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holeforzenin

Toji’s behind you again. He always is for some reason. One second you’re grabbing something from the top shelf, the next you feel his big hands on your waist, his hips flush against your ass like he owns you or something.

“Still walking around in those little shorts, huh?” he mutters, dragging his fingers down your sides. His voice is low, rough and practically dripping with want. “Y’know, what that does to me, baby”

You gasp when he rocks into you— slowly but roughly. You can feel how hard his cock is through his sweatpants. His hands are already slipping under your shirt and he’s mouthing along your neck now, all needy and fucking shameless.

“Five minutes,” he breathes warm against your skin. “Just lemme bend you over real quick— right here”.

You’re about to respond— half breathless and laughing because of how needy he is when a door creaks open down the hall.

“Dad, have you seen—”.

Megumi’s voice cuts through the kitchen. Silence.

Toji’s hands freeze on your waist. You freeze too, staring wide-eyed at the floor, blood rushing to your cheeks.

Megumi stands there, holding an empty water bottle, staring like he just walked into the worst possible timeline. His expression is absolutely horrified like he’s seen a ghost.

“Dude. Seriously?” he groans, immediately rolling his eyes and turning around. “In the kitchen?”.

Toji doesn’t miss a beat. One hand casually drops from your waist, and the other scratches the back of his neck, completely unbothered.

“What? You knocked?”

“I live here!”

“Then get used to seeing a man in love,” Toji shrugs, already leaning back into you like nothing happened.

You try to wriggle away, completely mortified, but Toji just pulls you in tighter, grinning against your cheek.

“He’ll get over it”.

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kkusuka

simon riley is not a shy man.

yeah he covers his face and he's silent more than he's speaking but beyond that he's a confident bastard. he loves showing off: his knife skills, how he can snipe a man from hundreds of meters away, the cute bird he has at home, how much he can deadlift- and the list goes on and on.

and that's exactly why he has you bent over his barrack desk with only 20 minutes until he's needed at the hangar.

he at least lets you keep your shirt on (you've learned from the time soap barged in and got a full face of your tits) but it doesn't really help when your shorts are hanging off one ankle and your ass is in the air.

his body pins your upper body to the desk and you would complain about your boobs being smooshed if not for his fingers circling your clit and his hips slamming into yours.

"you like tha'?" he stands back up, hands landing firmly on the dip of your waist, "yeah ya do. always love how you take me so well."

"f-feels good simon."

"i know ya do, too good f'me."

you walk out with him on wobbly legs and are left with a sweet peck on the lips and a return date.

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“I didn’t shave—“

“I do not…give a fuck. Open your legs.”

You and Bakugo have this argument at least once a month. You only need to wax your little lady once a month after your period , and it’s about that time to do so but you have 2 problems;

Your appointment isn’t until 2 more days, and you have a boyfriend that has been waiting a full week to eat you out.

“‘Suki I told you I hate—-“

“Why do you give a fuck about that? It’s HAIR.”

“I FEEL DIRTY.”

“You just took an everything shower.”

Bakugo NEVER understood the point of shaving your pussy anyway. He genuinely does not care whether there is hair or not on it, and after having an irritating crave to eat your pussy he definitely couldn’t care less.

“It’s a bush.”

“I don’t—- y/n the area I wanna suck—“

“Don’t be a pervert.”

He deadpanned at you, the Blondie also never cared for how blunt he was with his dirty words. Just two weeks ago you and him were eating cereal when he just casually spoke, “When I get home tonight I wanna eat your pussy against the door like I did last night.” As he gets up to clean his bowl.

No emotion

And no care.

He’s a damn savage.

“Your clit don’t have hair on it it’s just the lips.”

“OMY fucking—“

“Please.”

You blink, “what…”

“Don’t make me repeat myself.”

Bakugo groans loudly and lays his head on your shoulder. And bites it, “OW!” The main reason why Bakugo haven’t let up is because you and him established a strict safe word rule. He knows he can be pushy with things he wants but he’d never want to make you uncomfortable about it. If you GENUINELY don’t want him to all you have to say is “TNT” and he’ll drop it no questions asked. And never bring it up again.

But here you are, contemplating.

Your thoughts get broken by a soft kiss on your jaw, his scarred warm palms lifting your his shirt , playfully tapping his fingers on your clothed panties, “I heard you playing with yourself in the shower.”

You freeze, feeling his devious smirk against your cheek, his natural scent and musk clouding your mind as he keeps kissing you, rubbing on your body, “You want it as bad as I do. I fucking know you do.”

“Remember last time?”

He had your knees to your ears last time, ass hanging off the edge of the bed as he spit, licked, and sucked all inside and on your pussy. His fluffy hair tickling your inner thighs, his thumbs pressing into your skin so deep you could just barely grind against his mouth. Bakugo was always a nasty ass eater to the point you were embarrassed just watching him.

His ring and middle finger swirling circles on your clit as his tongue filled your aching tight hole, the way he stops for a moment to kiss the soft little nub , nearly making out with it making you roll your eyes because his pillowy wet lips felt soooooo good against you.

You remembered how he’d slap your ass a few times when you looked away for too long or covered your mouth, you swore he’d heat up his hands slightly just to do so.

You remembered how he’d hold your ankles up and he licked stripes against your pussy and his tongue teasing your other hole.

You remembered how he’d swished his head back and fourth while his lips captured your clit and tugged on it. Sending you over the edge while he sucked and groaned. Two fingers pumping inside you.

“You remember, huh.” His raspy voice against your ear, already teasing his fingers inside you panties, “You came so much you passed out right after.”

The more he spoke to distract you the further he got, eventually laying you down on his huge couch, to pulling off your panties, to opening you legs, to kissing each thigh, and down to repeating his exact actions from last time.

And no he did NOT care about the hair.

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Tipsy Touches and Tangled Vines

aged!up! Bakugou Katsuki x Reader (Fluff)

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You barely got the door shut before Bakugou’s hands were on you. His fingers hooked into your waist, pulling you back against his chest, his mouth grazing your ear.

“You really tryin’ to put me to bed already?”he murmured, voice thick with heat and leftover whiskey.

You grinned, ducking out of his grip and tugging him down the hallway by the hand. “Yes. Because you cannot handle your liquor, Katsuki. You started leaning on the wall like it was your lifeline.”

“I was lettin’ it hold me so I could look at your ass in that dress.” His words were a growl against your neck, hot and teasing, as he crowded you into the bedroom.

You squeaked as he caught you mid-step, lifting you just enough to toss you on the bed. “Katsuki—”

He was on you in a second, straddling your hips with that cocky smirk that made your stomach twist. “What, princess?” he rasped, unbuttoning the rest of his shirt slowly, knowing full well you were watching.

“Don’t look at me like that,” you warned, cheeks warm. “You’re two seconds away from a blackout.”

“I’ve got at least ten good minutes in me,” he murmured as he leaned down, mouth dragging along your throat. “That’s all I need to make you forget your own name.”

You let out a breathy laugh, fingers finding the hem of his shirt. “You talk a big game, baby,” you teased as his lips found the soft spot below your ear. “But I know how this ends.”

“Yeah?” he said, voice dropping, hands running down your sides to squeeze your thighs. “How’s that?”

“With you—” You gasped as he nipped at your skin, “—trying to dirty talk me, then falling asleep halfway through.”

He chuckled, deep and warm, before biting your shoulder lightly. “I’m offended you think I’d tap out like that.”

“I don’t think, I know. Last time, you passed out with your hand still in my panties.”

A groan left his throat, half embarrassment, half pride. “Still made you come first, didn’t I?”

You slapped his shoulder with a laugh. “You’re impossible.”

He just kissed down your neck again, slower now, more languid, less hungry and more lazy. The way he moved softened, his hands wandering but without urgency. His weight shifted, slumping into you, and you felt the exact moment his body stilled.

You sighed, already smiling. “Katsuki?”

No response—just the soft rise and fall of his chest against yours.

“Katsuki,” you whispered, brushing his hair back.

A little breath, then: “M’not asleep.”

“You’re drooling.”

He muttered something incoherent, pressing a final, lazy kiss against your shoulder before going limp again, completely out.

You bit your lip to hold back the laugh, arms wrapping around him.

“You’re lucky I love you,” you whispered, running your fingers through his hair. “My menace of a man.”

He didn’t hear it—but you said it anyway.

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holeforzenin

𝜗𝜚˚⋆ ASKING ROOMMATE TOJI IF YOU CAN TOUCH HIS ABS

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It’s like 8 in the morning and he’s standing in the kitchen— half-dressed as usual with his shirt obviously nowhere in sight, just a pair of worn sweats hanging low on his hips and his abs on full display like it’s completely normal. Which at this point, it is. The man’s allergic to shirts in his own home. But that doesn’t mean you’ve gotten used to it, even during the months you’ve been living with him.

Not when he’s leaning back against the counter like that, one hand nursing a mug of coffee, the other casually scratching at his stomach like he doesn’t notice the way your eyes track the movement.

“You’re staring,” he says without looking up with an soft grin.

You blinked and scoffed. “What? No, I’m not”.

He snorts. “You want me to put a shirt on, sweetheart?”

“No!”, you say a little too fast then backpedal, heat rising in your face. “I mean—whatever. You can do what you want. It’s your apartment too”.

He finally lifts his head, cocking an eyebrow at you, a slow grin creeping onto his face. “You sure you’re not staring?”

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𝜗𝜚˚⋆ ACCIDENTALLY CALLING TOJI “DAD” DURING SEX

  • Tw - DAD kink, established relationship, father figure Toji kinda, Age gap (early 20s, late 30s) Not proofread.
  • A/n - Hey so! This is fiction :Þ
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You’re gasping beneath him, every shaky breath snagging in your throat as your thighs locks tighter around his waist. Your arms are thrown up above your head as his heavy weight keeps you pinned to the mattress. It’s suffocating in the best kind of way possible.

He’s all thick muscles and warmth, every inch of him pressing down hard like he’s trying to brand you with his weight. His skin’s damp with sweat, warm and gritty and he smells like cedar, smoke and something darker— like lust soaked into sun-baked skin.

The sound of your whimpers echoes under the hum of the ceiling fan, paired with the dull thumb of the headboard rocking against the wall. Toji’s grunting lowly in your ear, rough voice thick with the kind of tired huskiness that makes your stomach coil.

“Such a needy fucking thing, huh?” he pants, teeth grazing your earlobe before he gently licks at it. “Couldn’t even wait for me to get home. Practically jumped me soon as I walked through the door”.

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there’s something in the air around you… your husband, nanami, notices it immediately.

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perhaps it’s a new perfume, but you never switched from the one he picked out. you’ve used the same detergent since you were a teenager and match body wash with him.

there hasn’t been a change in your lifestyle at all. kento swears he’s not crazy…

then, he thinks he might actually be because he’s standing in front of the washer with your black silk panties pressed to his nose. you just took them off this morning, so your smell is fresh—mouthwatering—yet different—a good difference.


“ken, i’ve been dreaming about milk bread from that bakery in-” you’re stepping into the room, arms crossed around your traditional robe. you took off your clothes to shower, and now he’s nose-deep. “…what are you doing?”

“oh.” he replies haphazardly, pretending like he didn’t just get caught sniffing your panties. he tosses them in with the rest of the clothes. “yes, dear. milk bread sounds lovely. you know, they do sandwiches too-

"why were you… wait, you’re sniffing my panties? are you okay?”

“oh,” he repeats, looking down to the contained mess of dark clothes in the drum. “I know… it’s odd… i was just wondering why your pheromones have been dipping recently.” he turns to you, shutting the washer and leaning against the waist-height appliance. “have you been taking any new medications? no, right? i would know?”

you swallow silence, knowing exactly what he was sensing… and silly you, you know your husband is mystic and observational. you should really tell him about that positive pregnancy test you have hiding in the wardrobe.

now is not that time. you shake your head. “no…”

so, he nods you over. “come here, now. i’ve been stewing over the matter for a few days.”


kento sits you on top of the purring washing machine after he turns it on, giving you a passing kiss as you settle. You still get so flustered with him, and it’s heightened right nowyou just caught him with a noseful of your most private garments, taking it in like it was flora.

“well, firstly i thought it might’ve been a new bodywash… but we share.”

“mhm.” you nod, lips pressing together as he pushes your legs open. under the robe you’re completely naked, but the shadow keeps you decent. “’s not the bodywash.”

“yes. then, i figured… well, it’s more likely to be an internal change. i can smell it waft when you walk by.”

“are you saying i stink?”

his eyes get dark. he’s staring right into your soul. “no.”

you’re purring - a steady engine coming to life within you that matches the tremors of the wash cycle. between your thighs, he reaches for your familiar cunt, knowing right where to reach, where he should bypass, and the entirety of your shape. instead of teasing your clit, getting you ready for further stimulation, he slides his thick middle ringer inside of you, buried to the hilt.

you take a breath, he cocks an eyebrow. “me smelling you like that… it didn’t make you uncomfortable, did it?”

you’re shaking your head immediately, reaching a hand to plant on his big, homey shoulder. he’s hunching pretty far to get as close as possible, nose trailing over yours when he whispers.

“i don’t… i don’t even know what that means—mhmf.” you squeeze your eyes shut, body twisting as he slips his pointer finger ring-deep inside of you. the shiny metal shocks your soul, twisting at your entrance as his digits stretch you sensually.

then, he chuckles. actuallyreal, rare. “good. i love you. all of you.” he twists his fingers and pulls them out, drinking up your flustered gasps as he brings the glistening pair to his nose, taking a long sniff.

you’re reacting like a fish out of water, opening and closing your lips as you try to make sense of it all. before two thoughts can connect, he’s dragging those damp fingers to his lips, staring at you hotly as he takes them in his mouth.

he settles on a deep, throaty. “mmm…” cheeks hollowing around them like your taste is his favorite meal. “you’re sweeter, too.”

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