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this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

Please don't make me choose

This is fucked up. You're fucked up.

just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙

Powerful message that lovingly includes multiple disabilities, united. I love this.

just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙

Powerful message that lovingly includes multiple disabilities, united. I love this.

just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙

Powerful message that lovingly includes multiple disabilities, united. I love this.

This owl meme but with Ladybug has been in my head for months, it was about time I sketched out my vision lol

I used to do cross country in high school, and there was this guy on the team that was wonderful. Great guy. But his advice to everyone that asked how to get good was to run 20k a day.

If you don't run, I'll just tell you, most people's bodies cannot take that kind of abuse. No matter how much you train, you will not be able to run 20k a day. It's like how you can't train to make your cuts heal faster. You recover as fast as you recover. So while a big part of what made this guy so succesful was the dedication and mental toughness needed to actually run 20k a day, an equally big part was that he healed like fucking Wolverine. And that's fine, but it would've been nice if he knew that and stopped telling new guys to commit suicide by jogging.

Different guy on the team ran like, 5-6k a day, which actually isn't all that much. His problem when he gave advice was that he didn't really get that 5-6k a day doesn't generally produce elite results for most people. He was lucky in the sense that he didn't have to work all that hard to get great results, and unlucky in the sense that if he pushed himself much further than that, he fell apart.

I think about those two whenever I get advice from succesful people. The very things that make them outliers also make their advice useless to most people. Worse, they're often outliers on totally separate ends of the same spectrum, so their advice will be contradictory.

@creamsoda-slut no, this was a thing on our team too. The 20k guy had a cast iron stomach and he loved hotdogs. I eat hotdogs as a like, a nostalgia thing, but he just truly genuinely loved them. So some runs, he'd duck into a gas station and buy some. Pair it with the fact that this guy also had a major league pot belly, and it was a sort of accidental psychological warfare tactic. I'd be running along, panting, sweating, dying of heastroke by the AZ canals, and then Mr. 20k would blitz past, potbelly jutting 3 inches past his nose, a greasy gas station hotdog in both hands, and then he'd yell HEY BABS YER DOINGF FERFIFIC and I'd realize in the kind of sluggish way you realize everything when it's over 100 degrees that he had a third hotdog in his mouth and wasn't even out of breath. And then he'd slap my ass and chortle through his hotdog in this sort of huffy HEUHEUHEUHEUHEU and just rocket over the horizon. It was incredible. Like running with Dionysus.

Another time, we had a girl who wore a tankini on a run to the pool. Some of the other girls were Scandalized, so the coach made a thing about it and she was super embarrassed to be called out and then for the next pool run he showed up in a yellow speedo, gave himself a wedgie up to his nips and just slow jogged in front of the complainers the whole way to the pool. There was nothing they could do. If they tried to go fast, he could just pick up speed indefinitely, he was impossibly fast, and if they went slow, he, he had no issue just taking a mozy with his buns out.

Nobody complained about the tankini after that.

At another race, him and a few other varsity were having a contest to see who could pee up a tree the highest. He won when he ran up to the tree, still pissing, and did a sort of half-backflip that resulted in him falling straight on his head while also whipping piss like 12 feet up the tree. Everyone cheered him on so fucking hard, and he was ecstatic, I distinctly remember doing one of thus chest bump things with him and getting pushed back like 8 feet, but immediately afterwards he had his race and he kept getting lost because it turned out that the whole landing directly on his head thing gave him a concussion. And despite going on like, 3 wrong turns, he still won that race.

I was never friends with him personally, I just kind of watched him in awe from a distance. An incredible human being. One of my favorite people of all time. Only flaw that he had is that he casually would tell new guys to join him for workouts, and then the rest of us poor saps who had actually tried it once would go over and have to tell the new guy to Actually Please Don't Do That.

Dude, that was fucking Wario. You met Wario.

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The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

absolutely obsessed with this old Slovenian coin with an olm on it. just look at it. no need to make more coins, we've already peaked with this good boy over here

Let me show you on how our coins used to look like before we switched to euro. All of them had an animal on it that can be found in Slovenia and each animal had it's latin name writen on the side.

Olm: Can be found in one of the countries most known tourist spots Postojna Cave.

Little eared owl: This little owl is a protected species in our country.

Bee: Bee keeping in our country has been around over 230 years and is a well know practice.

Brook trout: this throut is another protected species in our country that can be only found in clear waters on the western part of the country.

Swallow: this bird is found everywhere in the country from early spring to early autum when they migrate to africa.

Alpine Ibex: The ibex has been exterminated in Slovenia in the 17th century. In 1902 it was resettled and now lives in parts of the Slovenian Alps.

Lipicanec: Is a native Slovenian breed of horses. They name comes from a small town next to the Italian borded named Lipica. The horse breed dates back to the Habsburg Empire in the 16th century.

Stork: Like the shallow the stork also lives in our country from spring to early autum where it migrates to warmer countries. The stork is an unofficial symbol of Prekmurje in Slovenia.

Bull: In Slovenia, agriculture generates around 2% of the domestic product. Slovenian agriculture produces about five-sixths of the food that the Slovenian population needs.

Here you go all the coins we used to have as i was still a child. We still have a few of those in our house and i still remember the time they were used as curency.

im sorry? i dont know. im sorry

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I think it’s fine if holder powers are a little op like it’s a miraculous. it’s a divine intervention. They’re not pokemon trainers or something they’re living gods let them do crazy shit a little

Brought coffee and coffee cake to class this morning and once the adults had partaken I let the kids have some of the coffee cake.

Child: Study, why doesn’t it taste like coffee?

Me: Coffee cake isn’t usually made of coffee, it is a cake adults eat with their coffee, that’s why it’s named that.

Child: Interesting…my mom claims cake is not for breakfast. And now I discover adults have been having cake that is specifically meant for breakfast this whole time… fascinating.

guy who's profiting from it: look, i don't like it either

thinking again about vampirism as disability

what if you slept all day and woke at night, lonely and frustrated. what if you couldn't go to social events, or even mundane public spaces like stores. what if you couldn't see the sun. what if you couldn't go to the pool, or the beach, or the creek. what if you couldn't eat what everyone else is eating. what if you couldn't eat at all. what if your basic needs came at the cost of your loved ones' quality of life. what if you became agitated, confused, maybe even violent if your needs weren't met. what if people blamed your behavior on demons, or worse, your own inherent evil. what if people saw you as a threat to your own community. what if the default response to your suffering was either indifference or violence. what if people thought you were better off dead, that you no longer count as human, that they're doing you a favor by letting you disappear. what if people assumed you must somehow deserve all of this. what about that.

Hell yeah Chat noir knows who they are and I live for it

Finally my boy is well informed