no, i thought of you

how the absolute FUCK am i supposed to live long and prosper in these conditions

Maybe the Midwest isn't as good a place as I thought...

It's state fair food. They also did deep fried kool-aid and butter-fried BUTTER. State fair food is not food. State fair food is the equivalent of giving a three year old free reign of the kitchen and a personal chef who will do whatever the three year old wants to do without question. It is mad science taken to absurd heights.

...

How do you deep fry kool-aid?

It's a fucking liquid

Jello, I suppose.

Deep fried Jello sounds horrifying

Deep Fried Kool-Aid is when you roll dough in kool-aid powder, deep fry it, snd then sprinkle more powder on top. Make like a donut hole, and when you bite jnto it you activate the powder and the dough suddenly tastes exactly like kool-aid!

I want to try that actually

State Fair Food is the avant-garde, hold-my-beer genre of food. It's basically edible conceptual art.

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

iirc the minecraft main characters are actually agender according to the game creators! not that that's stopped any other official source...

oh, interesting, didn't know that

low key this is what it feels like to have an auditory processing disorder

yknow it is easy to joke about tumblr memes wreaking havoc on your vocabulary or whatever but when you are around people who are familiar with them it can be genuinely very useful to have a one-syllable noun meaning "unpopular yet heavily marketed streaming service that is going to inevitably go bankrupt in a year or two holding a show you want to watch hostage in the meantime"

official linguistics poob post

my husband and I had our first threesome today and the guy died

It's really funny being obsessed with a character who isn't from a visual medium (podcasts, books, radio dramas, what have you) and thus doesn't have a canon design so you can't post screenshots or anything of them. What do you do then? Post excerpts from the text? Screenshot the waveform of them speaking? It's not like you can just steal art and post it without credit or anything sooo....

The Character 😭😭😭

when you backread through the gc and realize you missed a subject matter you would have really enjoyed contributing to

I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.

Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"

Tangara is an open source iPod clone, which includes bluetooth:

"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.

making amends

@valhalla-dancehall YES

Trouble with Tribbles

Struggle with Spots

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

Life imitates art

certified beatles post

I just really like this tweet

*vibrating out of my chair*