jean baby boy

+ lil Andrew

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

Once you've ruled out the impossible then whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truth. The problem lay in working out what was impossible, of course.

-- Terry Pratchett - Guards! Guards!

i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

I know the fandom had named Valerie's ghost hunters identity "Red Huntress" (and I fucking love that name, don't get me wrong, it's rad as hell) but I had a thought about a potential other name she might have ended up with.

Specifically I'm imagining Danny giving her a hero name completely by accident.

Like, they're fighting a ghost together. It's low stakes, more just a bit of fun before they go grab a shake at the Nasty Burger or something. Neither of them are on edge or really thinking, this is basically just a quick chore they have to take care of before they can hang out. They've been joking and throwing banter back and forth, all that fun stuff.

And it's so chill and low stakes that Danny, in typical Danny fashion, isn't really thinking.

He's about to do something to show off or make a terrible pun or something and wants to make sure she's paying attention and goes to shout to her.

But uh... he uh... he forgot until he's already got the "Val" part out that she also has a secret identity and at this point watching them fight ghosts is a pass time for the people of Amity Park so they have a pretty big audience. One that includes the news.

So, now panicking, Danny tries to cover the only way he knows how:

He Puns it out.

And so, Amity Park's ghost hunting hero Valkyrie is named.

If we want to double down on Danny's "Hero identity name is just a slight change to his civilian name she could be Valkyrie Red (in place of Valerie Gray) though I think Red Valkyrie flows a little better lol

I mean, yes, a lot of horror media boils down to “wouldn’t it be fucked up?”, but let’s not be reductive – there are several distinct subgenres of “wouldn’t it be fucked up?”, including but not limited to:

1. Proposing a very improbable situation, then gesturing toward it and asking “man, wouldn’t this be fucked up?”
    
   
2. Wildly exaggerating an everyday state of affairs in order to demonstrate that it was, in fact, always fucked up.
    
   
3. Taking a thing that it’s broadly agreed is fucked up and making it a different kind of fucked up.
    
   
4. Inventing a new type of guy, then pointing at the guy and going “this guy is fucked up.”
    
   
5. Grabbing the audience by the shoulders like, no, man, the fucked up thing is, like, a metaphor. For a different thing. That is also fucked up.
    
   
6. Taking a genuinely innocuous situation and through some unlikely contrivance rendering it fucked up.
    
   
7. Making a thing that self-referentially gestures at itself and asks “isn’t it fucked up that this is so fucked up?”
    
   
8. Framing a fantastical scenario and asking “is this fucked up? why is it fucked up? what does it mean to be fucked up? what is ‘fucked’? what is ‘up’?”
   

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Green with envy 2025

Lines by: Jackdaw | @jackdaw-sprite

(Background by me, which you can probably tell from the different lineart style)

You know how in the show everything turns into purple, blue etc. during ghost fights? That's what I was going for.

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This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think

Is that hyperpigmentation?

Last Danny Phantom for a while. I know I should try and draw some of the other characters from the show. lol

I have already started with Sam and Tucker. Might take a while before I post them up.

Hello!!! This is some fan-art of jaemyun's DPxDC fic Who You Gonna Call?

I don't have much to say, this fic is amazing. I really liked Phantom's design in it, so here we are! I tried to incorporate some of the uncanny-ness of the guy's long arms, and I imagine him being pretty spindly? I also threw some minor head-cannons in there.

The sketches at the end are some visual concepts of Danny, Tucker, and Sam. Definitely gonna rework Sam's design if I have time between college stuff, I don't think the way it is now really looks like her.

Anyway, I am a firm believer in tall Danny(at the very least), that boy is the son of a brick building of a man. Also, I tried to incorporate a little bit of Dan-ness in his face, just because I think it would be inevitable for him not to share some resemblance as he gets older, which is my reasoning for him looking the way he does.

Either way, both Sam & Danny are probably gonna get re-vamped if I end up drawing their Gala outfits from chapter 8. Tucker will probably not, I like how his face turned out.

Blah! Whatever :D! Go read jaemyun's fic, it's amazing! Their characterization is bonkers-over-yonkers insanely good, I cannot state this enough!