Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

Half-smoked cigarettes, thick smoke, and air that smells of tobacco. No luxury, just the way things are.

Neil and Andrew, as always. ❤️‍🩹

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"Danny is the Ghost King" headcanon but my only proof is the fact that the first time we see Danny, the episode after defeating Pariah Dark, he has a leaf in his hair that looks strangely crown-like

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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

where is that post that was like "imagine jean told Neil about jeremy's parents keeping jeremy's documentation hostage and neil whipping out a whole set of as-good-as-real fake paperwork slash breaking&entering&stealing the stuff"

because YES neil would 100% do all that as a favour for his misplaced forever partner frenchieman & to fuck with abusive parents but i don't think jean would put that kind of burden on Neil. But do you know who IS on the receiving end of Jean's venting rants?

Renee.

Renee Walker whose journalist mom has both the balls and the resources to start an internal investigation in a mafia anthill.

Stephanie Walker would serve Mr and Mrs Knox's asses to them on a silver platter. Jeremy would have his stuff back by the end of the business week alongside with a formal apology. Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk

neil josten gets up to a B cup by the time fifty year rolls around

Sir Terry Pratchett awakens. A skeleton stands at his bedside, wearing a long black robe. He sits up. “Well, hang on, let me get my hat,” he tells it.

The skeleton reaches into its robe. From abyssal depths it produces a heavy book bound in sheets of lead and night. It is the kind of book that gets stolen by a rugged adventurer from a temple with more spike-traps than the average house of worship contains. It is the kind of book to which the word “tome” might properly be applied. Frost forms on its pages from the lingering chill of the void. 

The skeleton coughs once and holds the book out to the man sitting on the bed.

WOULD YOU SIGN THIS? it asks. BIG FAN.

Some closeups of the best graffiti I've ever seen

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

my sun & moon ❤️‍🩹

Comme un loup, comme un roi

Comme un homme que je ne suis pas

Tu vois, je t’aime comme ça

i love that cat took a look at jean (tortured 6’2 huge strong bisexual frenchman sad grey eyes elite athlete tragic homoerotic situationship victim) and said i will make him even hotter. get on this motorcycle.