Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fifty Shades Darker 2017

  ½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Fifty shades of fucking wasting my time

  What even was that ending? what was it? It just felt like it was trying to be twilight so so bad (when it is), but it was painful.

  Peak wattpad writing, fuck ass fringe and one annoying man.

Popular reviews

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★ Watched 11 Sep 2024

  Definitely preferred the first movie. 

  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is a movie that values plot quantity over quality. If you were to ask me, ‘oh, so what is the plot of the film?’ I would have no idea what to tell you. The literal main plot consists of a bunch of side plots which makes the film feel like a continual side quest. It didn’t really feel connected to the first film. 

  I think it was also missing old burton charm. I…

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Nov 2024

  WAYYYY better than the first one, as it didn’t feel like a drag and it didn’t feel like some introductory movie (like the first one) 

  The score is amazing, I wish I had seen it in the cinema (seeing as I saw the first one in imax).