Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Feb 2025

  don’t love that I remember I watched this before planting my weary head on my pillow

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  Burn After Reading 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  I paid 3.09 to watch this film

Popular reviews

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  Knives Out 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2021 1

  See when someone’s English why don’t they just do an English accent in films is it that unbelievable that Daniel Craig an English bloke could turn up in America not really tbh so why the fuck is he adopting a god awful American sea captains accent, otherwise a decent mystery film that JB Fletcher would have solved before sunset on the first day

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  Apocalypse Now 1979

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jun 2024

  I doubt any American soldier has ever turned round to their fellow man and said ‘here mate you wouldn’t mind sticking us on a nice pot of wartime bru’ and I take great issue with that

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