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  Picture This 2025

  ½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  The movie's moral lesson is:
  Once you go viral on tiktok, then your life will matter

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  Well duh, I woulda left the lazy jerk too

  Mood: Depressing

Popular reviews

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  Heathers 1989

  ½ Watched 25 Jul 2022

  Plot: girl hates her friends so she dates the rebel psycho loner. He kills her friend then proceeds to continue killing other kids who annoy them. Finally the girl breaks up with the killer and watches him blow himself up.

  And how is this sitting at 3.8★🤔

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  The Player 1992

  ½ Watched 30 Aug 2022

  Ok.... I've finally learned my lesson: LB ratings mean nothing. People are going to let THIS film sit at a 4★ average?!
  The whole movie is this:
  Hot shot producers sit around mumbing about scripts. Some dude insults Tim, he loses his temper and drowns the guy. The rest of the movie is Tim trying to hide the truth, somehow he succees and the film ends with a rich murderer enjoying his beach house.

  Films like this make me shake…

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